THORNTON MELON

There was a grea photo linked on Steve's page that went to the forums on this site. check them out.

Something awful

Minstrel, thanks for the joke

The Kentucky Three-kick Rule

Once, there was a high-powered Indianapolis attorney, who went duck hunting in Kentucky. He shot & downed a duck and it landed in a field, across a fence. As he was climbing the fence, an old farmer pulled up on a tractor.

"Son, whaddaya think yer doin'?" asked the old farmer.

"I shot a duck & it landed in this field. I'm going to retrieve it." said the attorney.

"Son, this is MY land & you're not getting that duck." the old farmer said.

The attorney was getting agitated & told the farmer, "Mister,, I'm a high-powered Indianapolis attorney, & if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you & take everything you own!!!"

The old farmer just smiled & said, "Well son, apparently you don't know how we do things, here in Kentucky. We settle small disputes like this with the Kentucky Three-kick rule."

"What's the Kentucky Three-kick rule?", aske d the attorney.

"Well," replied the old farmer, "the Kentucky Three-kick rule is where I kick you three times, you kick me three times, & we keep goin' back & forth, until someone gives up."

The attorney sized up the old man & figured that the farmer, being an old man, wouldn't last long in a contest like that, so he told the old man to go for it.

The old farmer climbed down off of his tractor &, with his first kick, laid his heavy work boot in the attorney's groin, doubling him over. With his second kick, the old farmer kicked the attorney squarely across his lower jaw, laying him flat on the ground. With his third kick, the old farmer laid a painful shot to the kidneys.

The attorney was writhing in pain, on the ground. When he finally managed to slowly pick himself up off of the ground, he said, "Ok, old man, now its MY turn!!!"

The old farmer just smiled at the attorney. This aggravated the attorney, who screamed at the old farmer, "What in the heII are YOU smiling about??? I'm going to kick the living chit out of you, you old fart!!!! You're MINE, now!!!!!"

The old farmer, still smiling, said, "Nah, I give up. You can keep the duck."

WHO IS HOTTER?

#1

OR

#2

Clyde says #2 is way hotter but I have to disagree with him and say definitely number 1. Well I will let you decide

Aliens smoking pot listening to Cypress Hill

A short list of people going straight to hell

1

2

3, but especially this fucker

This guy has some good links here

WTF People

Prison wine anyone?

How to make Pruno

So I got to the bottom of my page here and click on the thing that looks like a graph to see who has visited my site and to see if people from other countries google me at all. I came across this one today and was like WOW, I wonder if this is for real
Last 10 visitors
1. 28 June 05:55 Adelphia Communications, United States
2. 28 June 06:09 Citizens Utilities, United States
3. 28 June 06:40 205.188.117.x
4. 28 June 06:43 205.188.117.x
5. 28 June 08:14 Skynet Belgacom, Belgium
6. 28 June 08:33 BellSouth Inc., United States
7. 28 June 09:16 Adelphia Communications, United States
8. 28 June 09:34 Covad Communications, United States
9. 28 June 09:35 Covad Communications, United States
10. 28 June 09:46 Executive Office Of The President, United States

Please see #10. President Bush if you are reading my stuff while in Turkey you have too much free time on your hands. Good to see that we threw everyone off by handing over power two days earlier than expected, the old Statue of Liberty play.

Can't wait for football season. Some of these recipes sound awesome.

Tailgating recipes

Saturday I go to Blockbuster to get some movies to watch since I ahven't had a chance to do that in peace in a long time. So I rent the following flicks

1. The Rundown
2. Club Dread
3. Bad Santa

My reviews are as follows. Number two I thought would be funny cause these were the same guys that mad SUpertroopers. Nope this movie completely sucked my ass. I was extremely disappointed since this was the first one I had watched.

The second film on the aganeda was Bad Santa. My friend STeve told me this movie was funny, most of the time we are on the same level for funniness. Not this time, I think I laughed twice during the movie. Now I am getting pissed cause Steve said it was good and I am just waiting for the funny parts and they never came. So now I'm out like $8 for crap.

The thrd film on the list was the Rundown. I have been a WWF fan for a long time and I am amused at the Rock's mic skills so I thought this would translate well over to films, plus Stifler from AMerican Pie was in it. The film was mildly better than the first two pieces of crap I had watched. Although the fight scenes in it were pretty damn sweet

So in all I wasted just the $8, The Rundown was worth the $4, but just barely.

Test your computer knowledge

See how much you know

Since I put up the Democratic Agenda before here for your enjoyment is the Republican Agenda

REPUBLICAN NATIONAL CONVENTION SCHEDULE
New York, NY

06:00 PM Opening Prayer led by the Reverend Jerry Falwell
06:30 PM Pledge of Allegiance
06:35 PM Burning of Bill of Rights (excluding 2nd amendment)
06:45 PM Salute to the Coalition of the Willing
06:46 PM Seminar #1 "Getting your kid a military deferment"
07:30 PM First Presidential Beer Bash for Bush
07:35 PM Serve Freedom Fries
07:40 PM EPA Address #1: Mercury, it's what's for dinner.
08:00 PM Vote on which country to invade next
08:10 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh
08:15 PM John Ashcroft Lecture: The Homos are after your children
08:30 PM Round table discussion on reproductive rights (MEN only)
08:50 PM Seminar #2 Corporations: The government of the future
09:05 PM Second Presidential Beer Bash for Bush
09:10 PM EPA Address #2 Trees: The real cause of forest fires
09:30 PM Break for secret meetings
10:00 PM Second prayer led by Pat Robertson
10:15 PM Lecture by Carl Rove: Doublespeak made easy
10:30 PM Rumsfeld demonstration of how to squint and talk macho
10:35 PM Bush demonstration of trademark "deer in headlights" stare.
10:40 PM John Ashcroft demonstrates new mandatory Kevlar chastity
belt
10:45 PM Clarence Thomas reads list of black Republicans
10:46 PM Third Presidential Beer Bash for Bush
10:50 PM Seminar #3 Education: a drain on our nation's economy.
11:10 PM Hillary Clinton Piñata
11:20 PM Second Lecture by John Ashcroft: "Evolutionists--The
dangerous new cult"
11:30 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh again.
11:35 PM Blame Clinton
11:40 PM Laura serves milk and cookies
11:50 PM Closing Prayer led by Jesus Himself
12:00 PM Nomination of George W. Bush as Holy Supreme Planetary
Leader


Here is the Democratic one for comparison

Democratic Convention Agenda

I thought it was funny so you should also

Official schedule for the Democratic National
Convention.

6:00pm- Opening flag burning ceremony.
6:30pm- Anti-war rally no. 1.
6:40pm- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:00pm- Tribute theme to France.
7:10pm- Collect offerings for al-Zawahri and al-Sadr
defense fund.
7:20pm- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:25pm- Tribute theme to Spain.
7:45pm- Anti-war rally no. 2. (Moderated by Michael
Moore)
8:00pm- John Kerry presents one side of the issues
8:25pm- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:30pm- Terrorist appeasement workshop.
9:00pm- Gay marriage ceremony.
9:30pm- * Intermission * (Refreshments hosted by Ted
Kennedy)
10:00pm- Flag stomping and defacing ceremony
10:15pm- Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.
10:30pm- Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'
10:40pm- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:50pm- Pledge of allegiance to the UN.
11:00pm- Double gay marriage ceremony.
11:15pm- Maximizing Welfare workshop.
11:20pm- John Kerry presents the other side of the
issues
11:30pm- 'Free Saddam' pep rally.
11:59pm- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
12:00am - Nomination of Democrat candidate.

How much is inside stuff

One last update here for the morning.

This guy = total badass

I guess your buddy is not good enough to cover the lie for you

The alibi club

Tonya Harding, you just got knocked the fuck out

Could it be that the West Nile Virus was intentionally brought to the US.

West Nile

What the Hell is it with singers marrying dancers. first J-Lo and now Britney

Britney engaged

I hope she is ready to be a babysitter cause the dude already has one kid with his girlfriend and she is 8 months pregnant with their second one. Pretty soon she will be singing "OOPS I DID IT AGAIN"

YO! I'm DMX federal agent Bitch

Recently on the weekends I have been catching this show on VH1 called "The Best Week Ever" I never see a full episode, usually the last 10 or 15 minutes covers it. Man I like this show. I wish I could remind myself more often to view it. I also wish E network would bring back the Talk SOup show.

Best Week Ever

I make this post with a WARNING. The site listed below is the site that has the pictures and videos of the hostages being beheaded. I have thought about not posting this link but decided to post it in the end because this is America and if you don't want to see it click it off, don't like listening to it turn the station. This is the last and final WARNING, graphic material is ahead.

Sick & twisted videos

Maybe someone here can help me out. I had this t-shirt at one time that I got from a Eurosport soccer catalog. It was a picture of Jesus playing goalie and making a save on goal and the caption said " Jesus Saves" anyone seen this shirt or know where I can get another one. send me an email to mountaineer982002@yahoo.com or for others send it to my supersecret private one

Tryout to be on Gilligan's Island.

Gilligan's Island for real

Get a haircut Hippie

Nothing but PB&J

Where was this teracher when I was in school?

Ok, I need to start bringing my digital camera everywhere I go from now on. I was at Old Navy last night in the mall with my wife and the boy. She was trying some things on while he and I were playing. I was watching him and then there it was. I looked up, and saw this, this dude/lady. I saw it from behind at first, cut off jean shorts, and a white shirt that has those skinny straps, spaghetti straps on with a baseball cap. I wondered what I was seeing, I mean it was like spotting Bigfoot man. So me and the boy continue to play at the front of the store. He bolts around the corner and there it was. It was one of the ugliest guys I had seen ever and he had gotten boobs. His girlfriend or boyfriend, I'm pretty sure it was a really really butchy looking chick. They had left before I gotten to ask questions, like who was the guy? who's on top? who's penis is bigger? you know the basic stuff a person needs to know. But alas the dude/lady was gone. To quote Aerosmith "Dude looks like a lady"

I hope a dude is the high bidder

Help the student s cheat

Does this sound like a Reno 911 episode to anyone else?

Don't screw with the cops

Heard a saying today I never heard before. Let me know if anyone else has ever heard of this. Cylde said this to his wife

" We look like a couple of monkies trying to fuck a football"

Old Joke I hadn't heard in a while, it is posted at ebaumsworld. His site is linked to the right

Becky was on her death bed with her husband, John, maintaining a steady vigil by her side. As he held her fragile hand, his warm tears ran silently down his face, splashed onto her face, and roused her from her slumber. She looked up and her pale lips began to move slightly. "My darling John," she whispered.

"Hush, my love," he said. "Go back to sleep. Shhh. Don't talk."

But she was insistent. "John," she said in her tired voice. "I have to talk. I have something I must confess to you."

"There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping John. "It's all right.

Everything's all right, go to sleep now."

"No, no. I must die in peace, John. I slept with your brother, your best friend and your father."

John mustered a pained smile and stroked her hand. "Hush now Becky, don't torment yourself. I know all about it." he said, "Why do you think I poisoned you?"

Check out my stuff on a Chinese search engine. Who knew

Chinese search engine

Wanna be a plumber? Try it here

Plumber

This lady takes her job seriously. Thanks to Steve for the story

More dedication than me

I have recently started watching a show on ESPN classice called cheap seats. You must also watch it, the two Sklar brothers who host it are funny as crap.

Cheap Seats

Sklar brothers

WOW !!!!! I have never seen a human do some of this stuff before. cool video

Human Monkey

Wonder if she got a bonus for clearing up beds

Rap in Jail video

How pissed would this guy have been if the kid wasn't white

Astronaut Baby

I bet they think the food tastes great. Must be the secret ingredient

Secret Ingredient

What did you think they said

I can't believe that CNBC would fire someone over this. I just heard about this on Howard Stern, since Bradshaw will be on tomorrow.

Fired for this

I'll have a large pizza and two cobras

Pizza and a cobra

Sounds like they are blowing off the steam they need

Lots of bars

I hate to admit this but I was a huge wrestling fan at one time

Wrestling

Man oh man I always wanted to try this

ballooning

If you are one of the three people who read this regurarly then you remember the story I had about the guy who swung the poodle around as a weapon. He doesn't have anything on this guy

Can't find a gun try this

My Dad cn beat up your Dad, well oh yeah My dad's Secret Service guys can beat your Dad up

Secret Service beats ass

This guy must really hate Michael Moore. Personally I have seen about ten seconds of one of his movies, the first one and it was good.

Michael Moore does hate America I guess

Thought this was funny.

Top 10 Reasons Witches Don't Worship Satan

10. Scorch marks on the furniture whenever Satan manifests

9. Not even Lysol can mask the smell of brimstone

8. Hard to keep the flaming goat skulls lit

7. Decreased availability of blonde virgins

6. Blood stains from the sacrifices are *impossible* to get out of the carpet

5. Wailing of the @#%$ souls in @#%$ keeps the neighbors awake

4. The cats keep attacking Satan's tail, which annoys him

3. Repeated stooping motions for administering the "Kiss of Shame" difficult on the older coven members

2. Demons smell even worse than brimstone

1. It's impossible to worship something that doesn't exist!

I don't think it would be quite like this but maybe a little. You'll see



If General George Patton were alive and President of the USA, this would be his Fireside Speech:

My fellow Americans:
As you all know, the defeat of Iraq's regime has been completed. Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete.

This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now time to begin the reckoning.


Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short: The United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia, Norway and Poland are some of the countries listed there.

The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening.

Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war.

The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.

Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.

In the future, together with Congress, I will work to cut taxes and solve some local problems.

On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth.

Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe China.

To Israel and the Palestinian Authority. You, boys. Work out a peace deal now. Just note that Camp David is closed. Maybe all of you can go to Russia for negotiations. They have some great palaces there. Big tables, too.

I'm ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France,Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.
I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. Pay your tickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York.

A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are going to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not pissing us off for a change.

Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. I have a couple of extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I'm gonna put 'em? Yep, border security. So start doing something with your oil.

Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty--starting now.

It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying darn tootin'.

Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the planet.

It is time to cut taxes here because we will not be spending on other peoples problems.

To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thanks guys. We owe you.

To the nations on List 2, a final thought. Drop dead. God bless America

Thank you and good night.

I always liked the Simpsons

Steve sent this to me. Admit to nothing ever

Mum's the word: Let's rethink this: Mr. Jian Feng, of Hegang in northern China, suspicious when his wife gave birth to a baby he regarded as seriously ugly, got her to admit that, though she was not adulterous, she had herself been seriously ugly before she met Jian, but had had major plastic surgery in South Korea and now did not much resemble her genetic look. (Even so, Jian divorced her and in May sued her for fraud.)

This Just IN


A THOUGHT TO PONDER .......

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research.

This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

I haven't heard this joke in a long time. Enjoy



A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly

speak.




After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.



The monsignor replied, " When I am worried about getting nervous

On

the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start



to get nervous, I take a sip."



So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice.

At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink.



He proceeded to talk up a storm.



Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the

following

note on the door:

1) Sip the vodka, don't gulp.

2) There are 10 commandments, not 12.

3) There are 12 disciples, not 10.

4) Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.

5) Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.

6) We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.

7) The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy,
Junior and the spook.

8) David slew Goliath, he did not kick the shit out of him.

9) When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey,

don't

say he was stoned off his ass.

10)We do not refer to the cross as the "Big T."

11)When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper he said, "take

this

and eat it for it is my body." He did not say " Eat me" .

12)The Virgin Mary is not called " Mary with the Cherry,.

13)The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub

thanks

for the grub, Yeah God.

14)Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at

ST.Peter's

not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's.

I Loved this STarbucks commercial, probably cause of my love for Rocky & Mr. T.

Glenn Glenn Glenn

Some people will not have a sense of humor about stuff like this, but fuck them it is funny..ICE750 thanks for the link

Depressed,Sad?

He's happy now, but...



Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm, then have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated. When the baby is born,
they rush to the hospital.

Two dozen babies are in the ward, 23 of whom are crying and screaming. One, over in the corner, is smiling serenely.

A nurse comes by, and to the gays' delight, she points out the happy child as theirs.

"Isn't it wonderful?" Robert says to Bob. "All these unhappy children, and ours is so happy."

The nurse says, "Oh, sure he's happy now, but just watch what happens when we take the pacifier out of his ass."

CLips of WVU sports and bands courtesy of ICE750.

WVU

Just what every house needs. Link from Friendswood

Jimmy The Greek

Old school commercials. Link was up on entensity. cool stuff

AVoid the Noid

Ghettofabulous yes or no

You choose

These poor guys just tried to add a little spice to a rivalry and this is what they get. I feel for them

BYU prank

Link comes from Junior. this is prety cool. Beatles flash. Takes a little while to load but still worth the wait

Beatles Flash

This link comes courtesy of my friend STeve. It just makes me scratch my head and say what the fuck man. SOme people just don't get it.

Could this be TX from the WVU chat boards

This seems like a weird fetish.

Sleep where the stars slept

Who in their right mind does this?

Late for a flight try this ....not

Anyone else going to be upset if the Lakers lose to the Pistons? I know I am not going to be. I just rather not see Rasheed Wallace win a championship either though.

If anyone has any good links for me to post send them to mountaineer982002@yahoo.com and I will post them. Thanks and I hope everyone enjoys my sense of humor and fun. Mountaineers 12-0 this year. We will finally get that big win at the end of the year.

Can football season get here any sooner.

Talk about my beloved Mountaineers here

Let's Go

Does this scare anyone else?

Turning into 1984

The moral of this story is don't give family members keys to your house.

One lump or two

I think I just became a Flames Fan

Calgary Flames

I got this link from Steve's page. it was funny especially check out the link at the top that says pump up. awesome movies they would be

Ninja

Bitched slapped by a Chalupa

Promote me bitch. I suck, now I will bust a cap in yo ass

Bustin Caps

I always hated kids like this, throwing off the curve and shit.

Doogie Howser

I wonder how many are going to aski him about Monica?

Bill to take calls

Joke time...



The Internal Revenue Service sends an auditor to a
synagogue.

The auditor is doing all the checks and then turns to
the Rabbi," and says, "I noticed that you buy a lot of candles."

"Yes," answered the Rabbi.

"Well, Rabbi, what do you do with the candle
drippings?" he asked.

"A good question," noted the Rabbi. "We actually save
them up and when we have enough, we send them back to
the candle maker and every now and then, they send us
a free box of candles."

"Oh," replied the auditor somewhat disappointed that
his unusual question actually had a practical answer.

"Rabbi, what about all these matzo purchases? What do
you do with the crumbs from the matzo?"

"Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi calmly, "we actually
collect up all the crumbs from the matzo and when we
have enough, we send them in a box back to the
manufacturer and every now and then, they send a box
of matzo balls."

"Oh," replied the auditor, thinking hard how to
fluster the Rabbi.

"Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do with all
the foreskins from the circumcisions?"

"Yes, here too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi.
What we do is save up all the foreskins, and when we
have enough we actually send them to the Internal
Revenue Service"

"Internal Revenue?!," questioned the auditor in
disbelief.

"Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, "Internal Revenue...and
about once a year, they send us a little dick like
you."

For all you people who can't get enough of Little John's music (he is the guy Dave Chapelle parodies on his show, "What? YEah...) I bring his music to you for a rintone

Get low

Link comes from entensity as one of his links. This was funny as shit. Cyber Sex gone wrong.

Cyber sex gone wrong

Thought this was funny, some may think not, but fuck them who cares this is my blog.

If hooking up an Iraqi prisoner's ball sack up to a car's battery
cables will SAVE 1 AMERICAN GI's life then I have just 2 things to say.







Red is.... + positive and Black is.... - negative.

Man sometimes I fucking hate games like thiw

Escape

Story emailed to me from Junior. Link added in story for convenience.

Who killed Nick Berg?

Sidney Morning Herald -May 29, 2004

Conspiracy theories about how the kidnapped American died in Iraq are flying around the world. Richard Neville explores the explanations.

Iraq in flames, Washington an object of disgust. What to do? At this pivotal moment, CNN and Fox News are tipped off to a clip of an American citizen being beheaded. The victim is a 26-year-old idealist from Pennsylvania, Nick Berg. Despite the perpetrators being masked, the vile deed is deemed the work of al-Qaeda.

The clip was first "discovered" on an Islamic website in Malaysia. Its Arabic title reads "Abu Musab al-Zarqawi shown slaughtering an American". al-Zarqawi is a 38-year-old Jordanian militant who fled to Iraq in 2001 after reportedly losing a leg in a US missile strike. al-Zarqawi's face is widely known and he credits himself with the deed, so why a mask?...
The timing of the video was brilliant for the West. Media pundits judged the crime a deeper evil than the systemic torture of innocent Iraqis. But some people sensed a rat. But if it was not al-Qaeda, who? Surely not Uncle Sam. That's too dark, even for the CIA.
While this video shows a human body having its head chopped off, it does not necessarily portray an act of murder. Berg's headless body was found dumped on a Baghdad roadside on Saturday, May 8.

Three days later, the "live beheading" clip was uploaded from London to the Malaysian website http://www.al-ansar.biz. The statement in the video is signed with al-Zarqawi's name, dated May 11. After Fox News and CNN had downloaded the video, it disappeared from the site.

As no autopsy is available, little is known about the state of the body. No time of death, no forensic analysis. On April 6, a month before the discovery of the corpse, Berg had been released from custody. But whose custody?
Dan Senor, adviser to the US Presidential Envoy in Iraq, has said Berg was never held by the Americans. Brigadier General Mark Kimmitt, the Coalition's deputy head of operations, claimed he was in the custody of Iraqi police from March 24 to April 6. However, the Iraqi police chief, Major-General Mohammed Khair al-Barhawi, told Associated Press "the Iraqi police never arrested the slain American".
Berg's family are certain his jailers were the US military. His father, Michael, had been told so by the FBI. He has produced an email from a US consular official in Baghdad, Beth Payne, confirming that his son was in the hands of the US. (Later, another official said this was an error.) On April 5 in the Philadelphia office of the US Supreme Court, the Berg family had launched an action against the US military for false imprisonment. The following day, Berg was released.

The issue of custody is significant; in his final moments on screen Berg is wearing an orange jumpsuit of the kind familiar from Guantanamo Bay. The official reasons for Berg's arrest were "lack of documentation" and "suspicious activities". He carried sensitive electronic equipment for which he lacked documents. In custody, he was visited three times by the FBI. Such interviews are bound to have been recorded but no transcripts have been produced.

After his release, Berg travelled to Baghdad and the $30-a-night Al-Fanar Hotel. A fellow hotel guest told Newsday that Berg recounted how Iraqi police had quickly handed him to US authorities in Mosul and that he had been held the entire time in a jail where his guards were US soldiers.

Berg was in Baghdad to win contracts for his family firm, Prometheus Methods Tower Service, a provider of communications facilities. He often "worked at night on a tower in the neighbourhood of Abu Ghraib", according to The New York Times.
The family last heard from him on April 9, when he said he was planning to leave Iraq via Kuwait as soon as it was safe. Berg was last seen walking with his bags the following day, apparently hoping to find his way through the turmoil engulfing the city and make it to the border.

On March 7, 2004, two weeks before his arrest in Mosul, an "enemies list" had been posted on a conservative website, FreeRepublic.com. The list was compiled from signatories to an anti-war petition, and its implied purpose was to encourage readers to harass those it named.

Berg's father was on that list, as was the family firm, Prometheus. This information may well have triggered the arrest of Berg in Iraq.
Berg's politics are not clear. His father, Michael, has described his son as a "staunch supporter" of US President George Bush. Friends said Nick believed he could help rebuild Iraq "one radio tower at a time". According to The New York Times, he was attracted to the Hebrew concept of tikkun olam - healing the world through social action.

The first few seconds of the video shows Berg sitting on a white plastic chair in an orange jumpsuit. He speaks directly to the camera in a relaxed way: "My name is Nick Berg ... I have a brother and sister, David and Sara. I live in Philadelphia." His white chair is identical to those in the photographs of the Abu Ghraib prison tortures, but such chairs are probably common in Iraq. It is highly likely that this segment is edited from the interrogation of Berg during his 13 days of custody.

In the next scene, Berg is sitting on the floor with five masked figures standing behind him. We do not see the figures enter. Berg looks lifeless, though his body appears to make slight movements. A man reads a lengthy Arabic statement in a passionless monotone. He is identified as "Abu Musab al-Zarqawi", a Jordanian associate of Osama bin Laden who is tied to dozens of terrorist acts.
Yet a leaflet recently circulated in Falluja, by no means a reliable source, claims that al-Zarqawi was killed in the Sulaimaniya mountains of northern Iraq during a US bombing. A US military report last month has claimed al-Zarqawi was killed in the bombing of Falluja.
Also, the US Secretary of State, Colin Powell, has said that al-Zarqawi was fitted with a prosthetic leg in a Baghdad hospital, yet the tape shows no evidence of a limp. CNN staff familiar with al-Zarqawi's voice have been quoted as saying the voice does not sound like his.

Among the many curiosities raised on the web about the fanatical five are:
· They are well-fed, fidgety, and reveal glimpses of white skin.
· Their Arabic is heavily accented (Russian, Jordanian, Egyptian).
· An aside in Russian had been translated as "do it quickly".
· One character wears wears bulky white tennis shoes.
· The man on the far left stands in the familiar "at ease" military posture.
· The men's scarves are worn and tied by people who "haven't a clue", says conspiracy theorist Hector Carreon, like actors in Hollywood movies.
· There is even a voice at the end that seems to ask in English, "How will it be done?" [ http://www.aztlan.net/nick_berg_how_done.htm ]

How will it be done?

None of this proves a grand conspiracy, but it does raise questions. In the final segment of the tape, Berg is thrown to the ground, but doesn't move. During the decapitation, starting at the front of the throat, there is little sign of blood. The scream is wildly out of sync, sounds female, and is obviously dubbed.

Dr John Simpson, executive director for surgical affairs at the Royal Australasian College of Surgeons, told Ritt Goldstein of the Asia Times, "I would have thought that all the people in the vicinity would have been covered in blood, in a matter of seconds ... if it [the video] was genuine".
Simpson agrees with other experts who find it highly probable that Berg had died before his decapitation.

But there is still the problem of Berg's slight body movements while sitting on the floor, before the beheading. According to a blogger (internet diarist), Nick Possum, "this footage was subsequently modified frame by frame to make Berg's body move very occasionally". Apparently, this can be achieved with "commonly available software". [ http://www.brushtail.com.au/nick_berg_hypothesis.html ]

Berg Jumpsuit

Possum believes "the available evidence surrounding the case suggests that it was a 'black operation' by US psychological warfare specialists ... to provide the media with a moral relativity argument to counter the adverse publicity over torture at Abu Ghraib". The use of FBI footage in the opening sequence, if confirmed, suggests the involvement of high-level US Government operatives.

I do not know who killed Nick Berg, or how he died. But there's something fishy about this video.

In the end, the question is: who killed Nick Berg, and why?..."

This joke was on entensity. I got my brother with it already.



You: There are three black roosters on a perch, sitting in a row, how many wings do they have all together?

Friend: 6

You: Right, now how many feet do they have all together?

Friend: 6

You: And Beaks?

Friend: 3

You: Now a white cat walks by, how many hairs are on its tail?

Friend: How the hell should I know?

You: Well, it seems that you know to much about black cock, and not enough about white pussy

Time for a Joke


A company was looking to hire someone for an important position, so they interviewed dozens of applicants and narrowed their search down three people. In an attempt to pick one of them, they decided to give them all the same question to answer within 24 hours and the one with the best answer would get the job.
The question was:

A man and a woman are in bed, nude. The woman is lying on her side with her back facing the man, and the man is lying on his side facing the woman's back. What is the man's name?

After the 24 hours was up, the three were brought in to give their answers.
The first one says "My answer is, there IS no answer."
The second one says "My answer is, that there is no way to determine the answer with the information we were given."
The THIRD one says "I'm not exactly sure, but I have it narrowed down to two names. It's either Willie Turner or Willie Nailer."

HE GOT THE JOB!

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Got this shit passed on to me. Don't know how true it is, get me a Quran stat. Thanks to STeve this was proven to be false. I was just too lazy to look it up myself.

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This is eerie,,,,,

This is something to think about! Since America is typically represented by an eagle. Saddam should have read up on his Muslim passages... The following verse is from the Quran, (the Islamic Bible)

Quran (9:11) -- For it is written that a son of Arabia would awaken a fearsome Eagle. The wrath of the Eagle would be felt throughout the lands of Allah and lo, while some of the people trembled in despair still more rejoiced; for the wrath of the Eagle cleansed the lands of Allah; and there was peace.
Note the verse number!!!!!)

Holy Christ Man this lady has some huge cahonies.

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