THORNTON MELON

This is funny, I was just posting about this song and here is a video. I got the link from Opie over at Entensity

Fuck Yeah song

My friend Steve sent me the Team America soundtrack. I have to see the movie but I intend to. I was listening to the songs and these guys always make me laugh so hard. I present to you the lyrics to: AMERICA, FUCK YEAH


America...
America...
America, FUCK YEAH!
Coming again, to save the mother fucking day yeah,
America, FUCK YEAH!
Freedom is the only way yeah,
Terrorist your game is through cause now you have to answer too,
America, FUCK YEAH!
So lick my butt, and suck on my balls,
America, FUCK YEAH!
What you going to do when we come for you now,
it’s the dream that we all share; it’s the hope for tomorrow

FUCK YEAH!

McDonalds, FUCK YEAH!
Wal-Mart, FUCK YEAH!
The Gap, FUCK YEAH!
Baseball, FUCK YEAH!
NFL, FUCK, YEAH!
Rock and roll, FUCK YEAH!
The Internet, FUCK YEAH!
Slavery, FUCK YEAH!

FUCK YEAH!

Starbucks, FUCK YEAH!
Disney world, FUCK YEAH!
Porno, FUCK YEAH!
Valium, FUCK YEAH!
Reeboks, FUCK YEAH!
Fake Tits, FUCK YEAH!
Sushi, FUCK YEAH!
Taco Bell, FUCK YEAH!
Rodeos, FUCK YEAH!
Bed bath and beyond (Fuck yeah, Fuck yeah)

Liberty, FUCK YEAH!
White Slips, FUCK YEAH!
The Alamo, FUCK YEAH!
Band-aids, FUCK YEAH!
Las Vegas, FUCK YEAH!
Christmas, FUCK YEAH!
Immigrants, FUCK YEAH!
Popeye, FUCK YEAH!
Demarcates, FUCK YEAH!
Republicans (republicans)
(fuck yeah, fuck yeah)
Sportsmanship
Books

Fish sticl looks like Jesus man says, I say more like Jim Morrison

This is like a cross between GWAR & Porn

Bob Saget=God?

Remind me not to break my fast during Ramadan

I would hate to see what my friends who stole wafers as altar boys punishments would be

Control the weather, first you must win the Ebay auction

Girl on bikes get owned

Link is from Opie over at Entensity, go visit him fool

ENTENSITY

Sponge Bob kidnapped and being held for ransom

Their demands are crabby patties, fries and milkshakes

ANyone else catch the story about the Wal Mart granddaughter not doing jackshit at college and graduating because a roomate wrote papers for her. It was for the low low price of $20,000.00

I'll write your papers for 20 grand

Who doesn't like a webcam dancer?

Arnold for President? These people would like to see it

Perfect 10 sues Google

Damn cops ticket everyone

ANyone else watch pro wrestling? I used to be a big fan about 5 or 6 years ago when I was in college. Anyways I was flipping through and caught the beginning the other night, this was the reason I used to watch

Trish & Mr. McMahon

Try the link and if it doesn't work, it was on their homepage

Childrens books that are a little different. You'll see what I mean after you click the link

Kids books

Just wanted to say I hope everyone has a Happy Thanksgiving

Hammy did have this link posted on his blog. I knew I should have paid attention in school

trebuchet

This should keep you busy for awhile at work

In response to the Virgin Mary grilled cheese sandwhich I present to you by way of Hammy

Wesley Snipes grilled cheese

edit: I gave credit for Hammy when it should have been KOTG. my bad.

Visit Hammy's site here

One long ass soccer goal

The match game

Like the South Park episode where Cartman drank Kenny's ashes cause he thought they were chocolate

Tech Support, just for KOTG

I don't know what to say about this except sweeeeeeeeeet

The place to shoot animals from the comfort of your own living room, over the computer

This is one of the funniest Conan skits I have seen in awhile. Guy calls tech support in India and says the hell with it and brings his computer to India for work

Tech support

Holy shit, was Fidel Castro one of my last 10 visitors?

Last 10 visitors
1. 17 November 16:27 Disney Worldwide Services, United States
2. 17 November 17:24 Allegiance Telecom Inc., United States
3. 17 November 18:18 FiberNet of West Virginia, United States
4. 17 November 18:36 Sprint FastConnect, United States
5. 17 November 18:37 The Boeing Company, United States
6. 17 November 18:44 Cuba (any.cu)
7. 17 November 18:56 Kansas Research Education Network, Lawrence, United States
8. 17 November 19:00 Adelphia Communications, United States
9. 17 November 19:02 British Telecommunications plc, United Kingdom
10. 17 November 19:11 British Telecommunications plc, United Kingdom

Watch Scream in 30 seconds, re-enacted by rabbits

If the two presidential canidates were Bush & Jesus

Picked this guys name up from Howard Stern. Interesting reading

Jeff Jarvis

Goddman you Michael Powell, why don't you fucking resign like your old man did. Why must you open your big fucking trap and why does every pig fucking person think the opening to Monday Night Football was indecent. This bullshit with this being indecent is/has been pissing me off.

Michael Powell can suck it

Thanks to sdotwvu for the link

This thing is freaking cool. Do it and don't cheat and you will be amazed. It is the Nov 13th hot link

What the fuck is this shit all about.

Midget child molester, busted

Now a link for all my drunk friends.

Make bad Vodka tasta like good Vodka

The goddamn football game didn't go as I wanted. bastards. Today's posts will all be one big ass post with many links. Enjoy, I gotta go read the new Playboy with Denise Richards.

Retire Already Evander

Rubik's cube. I still hate this fucker cause I can't solve it

Cat porn

Sweet knockouts from the UFC

Anyone like Maroon 5, yeah me either so check this out

World's longest eyelash

Crack the watermelon, did I mention you have to do it with your head

FIAT VS Porche, guess who wins

WW II vet killed at parade honoring him on Veterans Day

getting naked for the boyfriend, webcams rule

10 Worst Cunnilingus Mistakes

Yasser Arafat, King of terror... just watch the video

Depleted Uranium, anyone else know about this

I miss baseball already

I must sign up for this aerobics class

create a superhero

I found out what I want for Christmas

More boobies

Croc eats kid, this is the autopsy of the croc

I missed the opening of Monday Night Football. Apparently people are pissed off about it

Too many crackers at Abercrombie

PETA, those fuckers suck ass

I think that is enough shit for one night.

I'm out of here for the weekend. Going to see West Virginia kick Boston College's ass up and down Mountaineer Field. See you suckers later.

DocCrow posted this over at the Blue & Gold News website. I thought it was funny as heck


A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"

Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"

The teacher took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was.

The principal told the teacher that he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions, he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. The teacher agreed.

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

Harry: "9"...

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

Harry: "36".

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.

The principal looks at the teacher and says, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade."

The teacher says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions."

The principal and Harry both agreed.

Teacher: "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"

Harry: "Legs."

Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

The principal's eyebrows went way up!

Harry replied: "Pockets."

Teacher: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"

Harry: "Pants."

Teacher: "What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious, and contains thin, whitish liquid?"

Harry: "Coconut."

The principal was making strange noises in his throat at all this!

Teacher: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"

The principal about fell out of his chair.

Harry: "Bubble gum."

Teacher: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"

Harry: "Shake hands."

The principal was trembling.

Teacher: "What starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?"

Harry: "Fire truck."

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong."

These Yemeni Al Qaida suspects are really sorry and will be released from prison

Cops in trouble for shuttling NASCAR driver around in helicopter

Great Grandma still likes to get busy, she's having twins

The trees are bugged in India

Arafat poisoned by the Israelis

Police use stun gun on 6 year old

Freeze you little shit

Yassar Arafat finally dead. Big rumor about him was that he was an homosexual who died of AIDS. That could explain his wife living in France for the last 4 years.

"Noted expert of all things Jihad Debbie Schlussel called in today to discuss the recent death of Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat. She said that in her opinion, Yasser died of AIDs. She said it's long been rumored that he's gay and that he's probably been wasting away from AIDs for years. She pointed out that they are saying he went to the hospital in the first place with liver cancer, which is a symptom of AIDs. Howard wondered if she was just making this up, but Debbie said this has been a rumor for years. She even doubted that he fathered his own daughter. Debbie said at the very least, it's very strange that his wife lives in France and hadn't been to visit Yasser in Ramallah for over 4 years."

Time for a rant. I haven't made a rant for a long time, but I think with all this insurance shit going on I got a bug up my ass.

Have you seen this

ABC affiliates not showing Saving Private Ryan

This has been boiling my blood all afternoon since I first saw it. I hate Michael fucking Powell and the FCC, religious people who object to a war film, PC parents. This is a great film and needs to be watched. These are the people who fought for our freedom, people who really fought. When I saw this film, I had two WWII vets sitting behind me who wept cause this film was so powerful. Now I understand some people not wanting to watch violence and the swearing, but see that black thing in your hand, that is the FUCKING remote, use it. My wife and I got into a heated discussion over this film, she said she didn't want our son watching violence, I didn't either he's only two, but when he is older I will watch this film with him.

So in the end, FUCK YOU religious right who call the FCC and complain about incidents like this. I hate you motherfuckers, I wish you would all just rot. Time to go play Medal of Honor and blow away fucking Krauts.

One of the funniest videos I have seen in a long time

W, the early years

FOr the OCD person who needs to wash their hands constantly while contemplating suicide, this product is designed for you

Did you know that Nov 26th is buy nothign day. Yeah me either, just for this website I want to max out my credit cards on that day

Buy nothing day

Would you spend this much on cheese, if so get your head checked

Look at this crazy biker fucker

What happens when you close the fridge door, the light actually stays on

Neat, who wants to lose some limbs while making this bomb

What's up my nigga

AIDS test online

GODDAMN DINO THE FUCKING DOG

WE AIN"T FOUND SHIT

Black man turns white

Link from over at WTF. This shit is funny as hell. Texas Tech beats Texas A&M, students rip down the goalpost and then take it into the stands after A&M fans.

Goal Posts into the stands

Joker had this link up on his site. Check him out.

Joker

See if you recognize any of your old girlfriends

Subserviant bartender

Found this over at Kontraband. They are linked on the right go visit them

Check out Toogle

Been a little while since I posted here. My life has been freakin hectic as shit. My wife who is out of town had our car get hit. What a cluster fuck this is to deal with. Cops came and wrote up the other asshole but that fuckwad didn't turn shit into their insurance and they even said someone else was driving. The car is totally screwed, might be totalled from the damage, the wife has to go to the chiropractor 3 times a week. This shit just sucks, especially when you are dealing with this shit out of town. Time to go surf the net to find something worthwhile to post about.

CUPCAKES ARE BANNED IN THIS CLASSROOM

Rapist appears on Blind Date

They should make this a Fear Factor stunt

Man tries to convert lions into Christians

In my Spare time I enjoy naked strolls along the tarmac

Mr. Bergis

sdotwvu, thanks for the link. I haven't been over to ebaumsworld for along time and he is the reason I started up my little piece on the web. click his link on the right hand side of the page

Triumph the Dog at the third debate

A day late for this. scary halloween costumes

Even Ninjas have bad days

I never saw this boxing video. what a dumbass