Crap & More Crap
Friday, November 12, 2004
DocCrow posted this over at the Blue & Gold News website. I thought it was funny as heck
A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"
Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"
The teacher took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was.
The principal told the teacher that he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions, he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. The teacher agreed.
Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Harry: "9"...
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Harry: "36".
And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.
The principal looks at the teacher and says, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade."
The teacher says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions."
The principal and Harry both agreed.
Teacher: "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"
Harry: "Legs."
Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
The principal's eyebrows went way up!
Harry replied: "Pockets."
Teacher: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
Harry: "Pants."
Teacher: "What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious, and contains thin, whitish liquid?"
Harry: "Coconut."
The principal was making strange noises in his throat at all this!
Teacher: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"
The principal about fell out of his chair.
Harry: "Bubble gum."
Teacher: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"
Harry: "Shake hands."
The principal was trembling.
Teacher: "What starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?"
Harry: "Fire truck."
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong."
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A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"
Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"
The teacher took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was.
The principal told the teacher that he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions, he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. The teacher agreed.
Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Harry: "9"...
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Harry: "36".
And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.
The principal looks at the teacher and says, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade."
The teacher says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions."
The principal and Harry both agreed.
Teacher: "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"
Harry: "Legs."
Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
The principal's eyebrows went way up!
Harry replied: "Pockets."
Teacher: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
Harry: "Pants."
Teacher: "What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious, and contains thin, whitish liquid?"
Harry: "Coconut."
The principal was making strange noises in his throat at all this!
Teacher: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"
The principal about fell out of his chair.
Harry: "Bubble gum."
Teacher: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"
Harry: "Shake hands."
The principal was trembling.
Teacher: "What starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?"
Harry: "Fire truck."
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong."
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