THORNTON MELON

elephants doing it

reminds me of the time my brother took his then 5 year old son to the zoo and the animals were doing it and my nephew looks at my brother and says, " hey Dad look the father & son are wrestling"

A vulnerability in many hotel television infrared systems can allow a hacker to obtain guests' names and their room numbers from the billing system

8-Year-Old Charged For Sexual Conduct With Sitter

Finger points to British intelligence as al-Qaeda websites are wiped out


I find this hard to believe

Hammy

Holy Batman

years later, still funny

naked girls and farm animals

Found this to be really funny for some reason

Microsoft "Genuine Advantage" cracked in 24h

This week, Microsoft started requiring users to verifiy their serial number before using Windows Update. This effort to force users to either buy XP or tell them where you got the illegal copy is called 'Genuine Advantage.' It was cracked within 24 hours."

hey i heard on a phish board that if you put gasoline in the bong it will get you way faded." So being the stupid ass stonner that i am, i decided to indulge

TEsring a bullet proof vest

Dad n' Me

who the fuck thinks of this shit

it would have been better with nakedness

When a sexy woman can do this - Do you stay or run !!?!

would have been better if she got naked

Another sports site worth a read

Sports by Brooks

funny sports oriented site

celebrity Jeopardy

cekebrity wallpapers

is this gun camp? how come my Dad never took me to this camp

Weird Al interviews Eminem

will keep you busy

gentlemen must be escorted by lady

Deviant clip good stuff here go visit

watch grandpa skate the ramp kids today are such wusses

someone got to my blog through this link sweet, oh in case you are wondering, it's a naked girl

Clyde, just for you 3 webcam girls

google click on logo maker to do your own

True Hollywood story from Charlie Murphy

Family Guy; A-Ha spoof

threesome

Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights (because they can't see each other using sign language).

After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife proposes a solution. "Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time."

The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea! Now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time." "And if you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis... fifty times!"

lighter tricks ha ha

it's fun to scare kids

rabbit fucker

free boobies

help pay for Pooty's wedding you cheap bastards I still say he should auction off the rights to his wedding. Golden Palace Casino would buy that and plaster their name everywhere

MTV Date School
Vince Vaughn & Owen Wilson

that is not the exit

YOU DA MAN!!! repost, it's that funny

anyone remember the ghost & goblins video game

no wonder this dumbshit wears a helmet

Darth Vader prank wonder if they are still married?

Fireworks boner

this guy impersonates Michael Jackson a little bit

GTI on fire

American Diver Gets Owned OUCH

That is one aggressive octopus you got there... don't worry, I'll keep shooting the video while you struggle for your life

link and text for above from this guy at WTF

this dude is wasted, he sleeps through even when his eyes are pulled open

google map of the moon, make sure you zoom all the way in

OK, Who's going to paul reubens day

13 pounds of gummy bears, sorted out, melted, and layered into an empty tub of animal crackers. A day and a half of work

the place to go on vacation in Myrtle Beach

torrent site, read the Legal threats

string bee

Play some golf

Criss Angel: Mindfreak This guy's magic is freaking sweet

Criss ANgel main website

tell the dude to quit singing and stick to magic

Welcome to the Official United States Order of Succession. Since the Presidential Succession Act only covers 18 people, what would happen if something happened to those 18? We felt it important to continue the list for all Americans as a true contingency plan for Democracy. Here is your chance to join the list, should your country need you

Hanz & Franz pump you up

clap your tits you'll be singing this for weeks

big ad

The Smufs Epic Mini-Series

bubble game

don't enter your high score

soundboards....sweet

always one of my favorite videos

bowling flash

I saw KOTG posted this. Steve you would like this.


WWII Battlefront ONLINE

*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
*Eisenhower has joined the game.*
*paTTon has joined the game.*
*Churchill has joined the game.*
*benny-tow has joined the game.*
*T0J0 has joined the game.*
*Roosevelt has joined the game.*
*Stalin has joined the game.*
*deGaulle has joined the game.*
Roosevelt: hey sup
T0J0: y0
Stalin: hi
Churchill: hi
Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
T0JO: lol
Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!
benny-tow: haha america sux
Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
Stalin: cool
deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help
Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
Roosevelt: i dont got crap to help, sry
Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
Roosevelt: get antiair guns
Churchill: i cant afford them
benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
paTTon: stfu
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army
paTTon: yah hurry the fock up
Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck
*deGaulle has left the game.*
Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO
T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
Roosevelt: wtf! thats bull**** u fags im gunna kick ur asses
T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u
Hitler[AoE]: wtf
Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army
Hitler[AoE]: thats bull**** u hacker
Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler
Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
Stalin: u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE
Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol
benny-tow: haha
benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1
T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full
Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help
Roosevelt: yah thats right biznitch im comin for ya
Stalin: church help me
Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
Stalin: dont be an arss
Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
Eisenhower: LOL
benny-tow: hahahh oh **** help
Hitler: o man ur focked
paTTon: oh what now biotch
Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
*benny-tow has been eliminated.*
benny-tow: lame
Roosevelt: gj patton
paTTon: thnx
Hitler[AoE]: eisenhower hax hes killing all my ****
Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
Eisenhower: Nuts!
benny~tow: wtf that mean?
Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun ****socker
Stalin: rofl
T0J0: HAHAHHAA
Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay
Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
Stalin: OMG LMAO!
Hitler[AoE]: i didnt click there omg this game blows
*Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
paTTon: hahahhah
T0J0: my teammates are n00bs
benny~tow: shut up noob
Roosevelt: haha wut a moron
paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?
Eisenhower: yah me too
T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
Eisenhower: fock u
paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie
Stalin: go to hell lol
paTTon: fock this **** im goin afk
Eisenhower: yah this is gay
*Roosevelt has left the game.*
Hitler[AoE]: wtf?
Eisenhower: **** now we need some1 to join
*tru_m4n has joined the game.*
tru_m4n: hi all
T0J0: hey
Stalin: sup
Churchill: hi
tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy ****holy****hoylshti!!!111
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*
*The Allied team has won the game!*
Eisenhower: awesome!
Churchill: gg noobs no re
T0J0: thats bull**** u fockin suck
*T0J0 has left the game.*
*Eisenhower has left the game.*
Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for ****
Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss
tru_m4n: l8r all
benny~tow: bye
Churchill: l8r
Stalin: fock u all
tru_m4n: shut up commie lol
*tru_m4n has left the game.*
benny~tow: lololol u commie
Churchill: ROFL
Churchill: bye commie
*Churchill has left the game.*
*benny~tow has left the game.*
Stalin: i hate u all fags
*Stalin has left the game.*
paTTon: lol no1 is left
paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
paTTon: o ****!
*paTTon has left the game.*

Lilian can not go outside

Family Guy Puke - One of the more memorable scenes in Family Guy history.

Old Weapons

That is a whole lot of Jagermeister to down in a single gulp. Dont think their is any argument that these are a couple of real big-boys

WOW, it made me sick after watching that. I drank way too many shots of that and now it is puke city

fake horse vagina

Orgasmatron
Are ALL these people doing what i kinda think they are

Crazy Dave

JOKE TIME



For centuries, Hindu women have worn a red spot on their foreheads. We have
always naively thought that it had something to do with their religion. The
true story has recently been revealed by the Indian Embassy in Washington,
D.C.
When one of these women gets married, she brings with her a dowry. On her
wedding night, the husband scratches off the red spot to see if he has won
either a convenience store, a gas station, a donutshop or a motel in the
United
States.

one bigass shark

be the mosquito

anyone see the need for virtual head?

Every Garbage pail kid this one's for you poster & Reagy

anyone else remember the cruise missle guy So, if you're located outside of New Zealand and need a missile (or UAV or RPV) designed, built and tested for you, I'm the person to talk to

29E

This bike is powered by 24 chainsaw engines

I need one, to kick some ass

family of pyro's

Any Harry Potter fans I've never even seen the movies

About 40 models are living on the side of a building as part of New York City's first-ever live billboard.

Kazakh rider Andrey Kashechkin was struck in the face by a spectator as he was tackling the Marie Blanque climb in the Tour de France's 16th stage

There's a flip-flop controversy at the White House, and this one has nothing to do with President Bush and John Kerry

Looks like our buddy who put down four beers in about 15 seconds has been upstaged by this dude who drinks a pitcher in under 12.

The resemblance is uncanny. Could this be the person that the creators imagined Peter being? Could it be photoshopped? More at 11.

Yoda does Britney funny for a second

I need to sell this Jesus looking land mass on ebay

Mom Goes Crazy

vampire

Mike Hawk

Finally a subservient person that gets naked

Harry Potter ruined

FREE TIME FOR SAND SCULPTURES

Jump Around

geriatric fight

badass magic trick even though the magician looks like a total homo

helicopter crash lucky fuckers

www.entrancestohell.com is a site devoted to the discovery and publication of Entrances to the underworld. Submissions are open to all mythologies and geographical regions. Any and all who are willing to keep their eyes open for new Entrances are welcome to submit their picture.

3 second beer pour

Gangsta Gadgets

Deaf Sabbath fan is jailed for playing stereo too loud

Marlad For Hire For a small fee, Marlad will do almost anything you can think of

Frankfurter! Spectacular!

Weight Watchers recipe cards from 1974

Man accused of killing his 'gay' baby son

man dies while banging horse

blind man arrested for banging his guide dog

What the FUCK

this guy will probably burn in Hell

technical difficulties with what, your bra?

this lady is pure fucking evil

futbol misses

Molotov Baseball batter up

celebrities change over the years, here's proof

granny the gamer

sweet dunks

quarters

fish jumps into boys mouth and chokes him to death

midgets & strippers, what more could you want

is this gay?

poor dude

racing accidents

no respect

who let the dog's out

hypnotized orgasm

screw this game

Loch ness monster I need a bout three fity

let's steal a cop car

where were these school teachers when I was in school

moto jump game

free katie from that evil Scientologist Tom Cruise

download Live 8 music

Danny Way jumping the Great Wall on a skateboard

I tawt I saw a putty tat, I DID, I DID

complete engine overhaul

cool soccer commercial


main page

cat shamings

Turn your Doberman into a Poodle! sweet

I found this music to be perfect for the video btw , there are boobies here

photoshop of two people good stuff

Sopranos on PAX

the IPOD flea

fireworks gone very wrong

squeezes the bird a little too hard

Keeping it real one of my favorite Chapelle show spots

Yucko the Clown is a funny fucker

A Bear's Tail damn Frog gets his

YEAH, you love to make things worse

Simpson voices

webcam teaser

How to bed sexy hotties on a completely grand scale - WTF !!?!

Top 10 Terrorists

An awful roommate

will keep you busy for 5 minutes

buy some biatch

Bad ass fight compilation video

D-Day invasion very powerful stuff

I'm surprised KOTG hasn't tried this yet

If you're reading this and you don't hate horses, you better get the fuck out of here!

Greenlighting

Greenlighting explained

Thanks to sdot for bringing this to my attention, so visit his site at sdot

Sorry for the lack of updates. I was off for a few days enjoying the holiday with family outside of Philly. Saturday was a game at Citizen Bank Ballpark to watch the Phillies play the Braves. Very nice place, it was my first time there. We thought about going possibly to Live8, instead we drove past it. Speaking of Live8, I agree with everyone else, the coverage on mTV sucked major donkey cock. However AOL did a kickass job, and now they have bands from the Phlly, London & Toronto show all ready for you to view. View by artist fucking sweet, enjoy and on to some updates