THORNTON MELON

OK, so this morning someone told me I went to your blog and got a porn popup. I was like what the heck are you talking about. Thank you Firefox for the popup blocking. I turned it off and sure enough there was a porn ad. I will be playing around with this site trying to find what the heck is causing this. Please bear with me.

Also please post me some comments if you are still getting the error

Thank you,

Thornton Melon Management

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check out the Janet Jackson video, also check out the Jenny Mcarthy video in the archive

reporter gets high as a kite on air

Quagmire

roker down

this girl doesn't fight fair

My Cheating Wife or EX Wife Pictures

buy them on EBAY

college bowl eligibility chart

blog worth reading

Student Has Trouble Studying After Dad Wins Powerball

his parents need to kick the shit out of their kid right now

Naked man orders coffee while masturbating

show of hands, how many other people have done this?

Stern to kill FM radio?

cool game

motorcycle jumping game

quagmire

random Chuck Noris facts

Master of the 'teardown', Eric Pratt from iSuppli Corp. specializes in stripping down gadgets and finding out how much they're really worth. Eric brought three of our favorite gadgets to dissect: the Mac mini, the iPod Nano and the Game Boy Micro

Tucker Max

some very funny stories

Quagmire soundboard

someone was searching for this the other day

I found the perfect Christmas gift for KOTG

I'm moving to Japan if this happens all the time

Is that Yao Ming singing BSB music?

Play Like Your Couch is on Fire

Buy me a t-shirt

for baseball nerds

Do you still get chills when you think back to the championship years of your past? Can you still remember every play like it was yesterday? Does the image of cutting down the nets or tearing down the goal posts still linger as some of the happiest moments of your life?

If you are like us, the answer to all of these questions is YES!! If you are also like us, you wore those championship T-shirts out so much that they are now faded, ripped , or even lost forever. We , here at Champions Again, believe that these incredible moments should never be lost, so we are bringing back the pride.

WingBowl, what a tradition

Philly Pirate Rock

Last All-Male Military College to Admit Women

I'm sure someone is pissed off about this somewhere

Visit Devil Ducky

The Smurfette Show

Reno 911: Lt. Daigle's Bike

Jingleheimer Junction: UCKF Fest

check out this amusement park in Denmark

waterbed practical joke

America's Greatest Fan

Here's the chance to see our own Big Cat

The Hot sex life of a Texas Soccer Mom and her Truck Driving stud.

apparently they enjoy fucking for the cameras

HNT

Ang's Weird Ideas

some good stuff over there

apparently I suck

Research Day: How Are Porn Movies Legal?


A friend of mine works in law enforcement. The other day she and I were discussing the recent election, and I mentioned that I voted for a libertarian for the second time ever. (The last time I voted for a libertarian was in 2000, and it was for the same person for the same position. Jocelyn Langlois says that, if elected as Lt. Governor of Washington, she would do one and only one thing: lobby our legislature to abolish the office of Lt. Governor and save the state $40K a year.) From here we segued into a discussion of libertarianism in general and I mentioned that I thought all acts between consenting adults should be legal, including prostitution. "I mean, porn movies are legal," I said, "and that's practically the same thing"

Drunk worker awarded $10K compensation

A SACKED insurance broker who repeatedly came to work drunk - and even urinated in a wastepaper bin - has been awarded $10,000 compensation after claiming discrimination against his attention deficit disorder.

MTV reports Van Halen ready for CBS


If CBS brings back its successful Rock Star: INXS for a second season, rumor has it the next band in line is California's Van Halen

I guess anyone would be better than that dude from Extreme

It was a nice cake

DKNY Men's Leather Pants I Unfortunately Own

check out this Ebay auction

Scare Tactics - Porn Dorm Massacre!

Stewart vs. O'Reilly

Dave Chappelles Slow Motion

The whopping $500 million Sirius Satellite Radio is paying Howard Stern to join the No. 2 celestial radio service might be starting to pay off.

Dangerous contamination found in water on US planes

Amex Sues CEO Over $241,000 Topless Bill

what a night that must have been

Officials seize sex offender's baby

Child welfare authorities seized a newborn from a hospital Friday and placed the baby in a foster home because his father is a convicted sex offender.

A judge granted the mother supervised visitation rights but prohibited visits from the father.

All the best lines from your favourite pervert Quagmire

now for the NSFW portion of the blog

strippers

webcam chick

Hot lesbos getting naked

Naked photoshoot goes wrong

!!WARNING!! This section contains content not suitable for children. Adults the age of 18 or older are permitted ONLY! If you enter this section and you're under 18, a phone call to your parents will be made right away letting them know what your looking at!

Lockhart takes it off

she's like Harry Potter with a vagina

Psycho Bitch Drunk Dials A Personal Ad

Michael Moore interviews the thundercats and other 80's cartoon characters to find out what theyre doing now.

Hannah's 3 sum hotel fun

Scare Tactics - Shave and a Headcut!

Steve-O Almost Eaten by a Lion

Full House bloopers

addictive game

The Head In A Jar is my all-time favorite prop and is 100% original! I came up with the idea by accident when I was looking for some rubber spiders to use in the jar. Wouldn't it be cool to put a head in one?

in case you get bored at work, jump you panda

buttery Star Wars creations

slap a ho down

A couple attending an art exhibition at the National Gallery were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused. The painting depicted three very black and totally naked men sitting on a park bench. Two of the figures had black penises, but the one in the middle had a pink penis.

The curator of the gallery realized that they were having trouble interpreting the painting and offered his assessment. He went on for nearly half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of African-Americans in a predominately white, patriarchal society. "In fact," he pointed out, "some serious critics believe that the pink penis also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression experienced by gay men in contemporary society."

After the curator left, a young man in a West Virginia T-shirtApproached the couple and said, "Would you like to know what the painting is Really about?"

"Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of the gallery?" asked the couple.
"Because I'm the guy who painted it," he replied. "In fact, there are no African-Americans depicted at all. They're just three West Virginia coal-miners, and the guy in the middle went home for lunch.

DA BEARS

Meg Ryan orgasm

How to Crash Satan's Birthday Party and Ruin Halloween

cops arresting cops

Family Guy Drinking Binge

nice try you little shit

this guys has some balls on him

what is happening to my genitals thanks jon

I can't believe these questions get asked

I don't think she is all that hot

naked chick after naked chick

Connect 4

naked chick answers the door for the delivery driver

Wild chick fight

he's good

this lady is nuts

I must have missed this episode, trading spouses crazy bitch

chicks kissing

hypnotist makes people think they are sucking cock & eating pussy

polar bears are funny

ass tattoo

I wonder if this hurt at all?

play rock, paper scissor against someone other than the computer

Gary fights the flu

Visit Coolios or else

more looter photoshops

mindfreak-through the glass

funny-bikinis

good mechanic

boob fire

was that Steve-O

nice game show

QB PASS ATTACK

what an awesome singer

Michael Vick takes a dump

football fan who won a record 122.8 million crowns (9.01 million pounds) on the lottery wants to buy Juventus and Sweden striker Zlatan Ibrahimovic for his local club, Swedish media said on Monday

Dating Service Employees Told To Date Clients

Machine to age wine in minutes

Teen's Last Dying Wish: A Threesome

cool Guiness commercial

old version, because newer is not always better

FREE CHRIS

he did give us Tommy Bowden's daughter naked picture

Every once in awhile, I stumble upon something that leaves me speechless. This music video is one of those things. Apparently a band of of roleplayers have created some songs and music videos, and you need to see them for yourself. There are other music videos on their site, but I wanted to show you the cream of the crop.


direct link

Thanks Frankenblog, and I quote Steve/Eddie "i guess frankenpussy is too much of a pussy to send this to you directly."

This guy isnt a professional, he entered a cage fight in Vegas for fun and knocked the champion out!

Officer Tells His Story After Surviving Dramatic Crash

A WOMAN who was sued by the Recording Industry of America for file-sharing has countersued the outfit for hacking.

Kryptos is a sculpture located on the grounds of CIA Headquarters in Langley, Virginia. Installed in 1990, its thousands of characters contain encrypted messages, of which three have been solved (so far). There is still a fourth section at the bottom consisting of 97 or 98 characters which remains uncracked. This webpage contains some information about the sculpture, including some photos collected from around the web, some rubbings of the sculpture taken by your intrepid webmistress, links to other articles and Kryptos discussion groups here and there, and information about other encrypted sculptures which have been created by the sculptor, James Sanborn.

15 Years in a Fridge

Monty Python The complete unexpurgated scripts of the original TV series

80's rock photos

Families End Up With Porn DVD By Mistake

Now you can easily move handsfree around a darkened house reducing the risk of tripping over objects or running into doors, furniture or anything not easily seen in the dark

Doctor sued for sex treatment for back pain

Flintstones Tobacco Ad

For Frankenblog only

girls kissing

Bartender Blunder

Tom Cruise don't got nothing on this guy

The iPod Nano is a great testament to clean engineering, design, and efficiency in a portable device. However, Apple failed to consider that the available storage capacity is very small! UncycloMedia Commons has released this guide to installing additional storage on your iPod Nano brand device.

here's a reason not to lose your cell phone

Belichick told Norwig to "get away from my [expletive] player

what a douche

O.J. Simpson To Make 1st Los Angeles Public Appearance In More Than Twelve Years

As unbelievable as it seems, O.J. Simpson and his good friend and former teammate Al (A.C.) Cowlings will both make a public appearance in Los Angeles this weekend at the NecroComicon in the Los Angeles suburb of Northridge, Calif.