THORNTON MELON

JOKE TIME



For centuries, Hindu women have worn a red spot on their foreheads. We have
always naively thought that it had something to do with their religion. The
true story has recently been revealed by the Indian Embassy in Washington,
D.C.
When one of these women gets married, she brings with her a dowry. On her
wedding night, the husband scratches off the red spot to see if he has won
either a convenience store, a gas station, a donutshop or a motel in the
United
States.