THORNTON MELON

The goddamn football game didn't go as I wanted. bastards. Today's posts will all be one big ass post with many links. Enjoy, I gotta go read the new Playboy with Denise Richards.

Retire Already Evander

Rubik's cube. I still hate this fucker cause I can't solve it

Cat porn

Sweet knockouts from the UFC

Anyone like Maroon 5, yeah me either so check this out

World's longest eyelash

Crack the watermelon, did I mention you have to do it with your head

FIAT VS Porche, guess who wins

WW II vet killed at parade honoring him on Veterans Day

getting naked for the boyfriend, webcams rule

10 Worst Cunnilingus Mistakes

Yasser Arafat, King of terror... just watch the video

Depleted Uranium, anyone else know about this

I miss baseball already

I must sign up for this aerobics class

create a superhero

I found out what I want for Christmas

More boobies

Croc eats kid, this is the autopsy of the croc

I missed the opening of Monday Night Football. Apparently people are pissed off about it

Too many crackers at Abercrombie

PETA, those fuckers suck ass

I think that is enough shit for one night.