THORNTON MELON

This joke was on entensity. I got my brother with it already.



You: There are three black roosters on a perch, sitting in a row, how many wings do they have all together?

Friend: 6

You: Right, now how many feet do they have all together?

Friend: 6

You: And Beaks?

Friend: 3

You: Now a white cat walks by, how many hairs are on its tail?

Friend: How the hell should I know?

You: Well, it seems that you know to much about black cock, and not enough about white pussy