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Wednesday, June 30, 2004
Minstrel, thanks for the joke
The Kentucky Three-kick Rule
Once, there was a high-powered Indianapolis attorney, who went duck hunting in Kentucky. He shot & downed a duck and it landed in a field, across a fence. As he was climbing the fence, an old farmer pulled up on a tractor.
"Son, whaddaya think yer doin'?" asked the old farmer.
"I shot a duck & it landed in this field. I'm going to retrieve it." said the attorney.
"Son, this is MY land & you're not getting that duck." the old farmer said.
The attorney was getting agitated & told the farmer, "Mister,, I'm a high-powered Indianapolis attorney, & if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you & take everything you own!!!"
The old farmer just smiled & said, "Well son, apparently you don't know how we do things, here in Kentucky. We settle small disputes like this with the Kentucky Three-kick rule."
"What's the Kentucky Three-kick rule?", aske d the attorney.
"Well," replied the old farmer, "the Kentucky Three-kick rule is where I kick you three times, you kick me three times, & we keep goin' back & forth, until someone gives up."
The attorney sized up the old man & figured that the farmer, being an old man, wouldn't last long in a contest like that, so he told the old man to go for it.
The old farmer climbed down off of his tractor &, with his first kick, laid his heavy work boot in the attorney's groin, doubling him over. With his second kick, the old farmer kicked the attorney squarely across his lower jaw, laying him flat on the ground. With his third kick, the old farmer laid a painful shot to the kidneys.
The attorney was writhing in pain, on the ground. When he finally managed to slowly pick himself up off of the ground, he said, "Ok, old man, now its MY turn!!!"
The old farmer just smiled at the attorney. This aggravated the attorney, who screamed at the old farmer, "What in the heII are YOU smiling about??? I'm going to kick the living chit out of you, you old fart!!!! You're MINE, now!!!!!"
The old farmer, still smiling, said, "Nah, I give up. You can keep the duck."
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The Kentucky Three-kick Rule
Once, there was a high-powered Indianapolis attorney, who went duck hunting in Kentucky. He shot & downed a duck and it landed in a field, across a fence. As he was climbing the fence, an old farmer pulled up on a tractor.
"Son, whaddaya think yer doin'?" asked the old farmer.
"I shot a duck & it landed in this field. I'm going to retrieve it." said the attorney.
"Son, this is MY land & you're not getting that duck." the old farmer said.
The attorney was getting agitated & told the farmer, "Mister,, I'm a high-powered Indianapolis attorney, & if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you & take everything you own!!!"
The old farmer just smiled & said, "Well son, apparently you don't know how we do things, here in Kentucky. We settle small disputes like this with the Kentucky Three-kick rule."
"What's the Kentucky Three-kick rule?", aske d the attorney.
"Well," replied the old farmer, "the Kentucky Three-kick rule is where I kick you three times, you kick me three times, & we keep goin' back & forth, until someone gives up."
The attorney sized up the old man & figured that the farmer, being an old man, wouldn't last long in a contest like that, so he told the old man to go for it.
The old farmer climbed down off of his tractor &, with his first kick, laid his heavy work boot in the attorney's groin, doubling him over. With his second kick, the old farmer kicked the attorney squarely across his lower jaw, laying him flat on the ground. With his third kick, the old farmer laid a painful shot to the kidneys.
The attorney was writhing in pain, on the ground. When he finally managed to slowly pick himself up off of the ground, he said, "Ok, old man, now its MY turn!!!"
The old farmer just smiled at the attorney. This aggravated the attorney, who screamed at the old farmer, "What in the heII are YOU smiling about??? I'm going to kick the living chit out of you, you old fart!!!! You're MINE, now!!!!!"
The old farmer, still smiling, said, "Nah, I give up. You can keep the duck."
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