Crap & More Crap
Friday, April 29, 2005
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Make me King These guys are like the jackass guys
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Boogie Bass Hack way too much free time
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Wednesday, April 27, 2005
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I have invited some people to join my blog and post. Hopefully one or two join in and add to the fun.
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An Asian man was trying to exchange yen for dollars
and asks the American bank teller,
"Why it change? Yesterday I get two hunat dollar for
one
yen - today I get hunat eighty? The bank teller says,
"Fluctuations."
The Asian man says, "Fluc you white guys too!"
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and asks the American bank teller,
"Why it change? Yesterday I get two hunat dollar for
one
yen - today I get hunat eighty? The bank teller says,
"Fluctuations."
The Asian man says, "Fluc you white guys too!"
Tuesday, April 26, 2005
I shit you not, the search strings people use to find my site
beastiality and women fucking gorilla's big cocks
dragqween video clips
WTF is that shit about women fucking gorilla cock all about
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beastiality and women fucking gorilla's big cocks
dragqween video clips
WTF is that shit about women fucking gorilla cock all about
http://www.metalgreg.outburst8.com/Hosting/North%20by%20North%20Quahog.rm
New Family Guy episode
THANKS KOTG
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New Family Guy episode
THANKS KOTG
Monday, April 25, 2005
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more hot chicks this link is dedicated to Frankenblog
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Paris Hilton Whoreoff The guys at Southpark are brilliant
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Sunday, April 17, 2005
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TireTagz are the ultimate way to style your car’s alloy wheels! Created using technology originally developed for Indy Car racing in the USA, TireTagz uses complex electronic circuitry and high frequency LEDs (Light Emitting Diodes) to create patterns, images, words and even animations within the wheels of your car while you drive!
WTF is this shit
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WTF is this shit
Saturday, April 16, 2005
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Introducing the most technologically advanced piece of clothing since the Hypercolor t-shirt ... the LED scrolling belt buckle. And this is the cheapest place to get them anywhere. You probably have a lot of questions, so let’s just get right to those.
Scrolling belt buckle
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Scrolling belt buckle
You have heard of the Legend Of Ron Burgundy that character from Anchorman now coems the The Legend of Ron Mexico
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Monday, April 11, 2005
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LIVING WILL
Living Will
I, _________________________ (fill in the blank), being of sound
mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial
means.
Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of
peckerwood politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their
lives depended on it.
If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to sit up and ask
for a cold beer, it should be presumed that I won't ever get better.
When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my spouse,
children and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes
and call it a day.
Under no circumstances shall the members of the Legislature enact a
special law to keep me on life-support machinery. It is my wish that
these boneheads mind their own damn business, and pay attention instead
to the health, education and future of the millions of Americans who
aren't in a permanent coma.
Under no circumstances shall any politicians butt into this case .
I don't care how many fundamentalist votes they're trying to
scrounge for their run for the presidency in 2008, it is my wish that
they play politics with someone else's life and leave me alone to die
in peace.
I couldn't care less if a hundred right-wing christian zealots send e-mails to
hypocritical legislators in which they pretend to care about me. I don't know these
people, and I certainly haven't authorized them to preach and crusade
on my behalf. They should mind their own business, too.
If any of my family goes against my wishes and turns my case into a
political cause, I hereby promise to come back from the grave and make
his or her existence a living hell.
_______________________________________
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Signature Witness
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Living Will
I, _________________________ (fill in the blank), being of sound
mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial
means.
Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of
peckerwood politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their
lives depended on it.
If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to sit up and ask
for a cold beer, it should be presumed that I won't ever get better.
When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my spouse,
children and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes
and call it a day.
Under no circumstances shall the members of the Legislature enact a
special law to keep me on life-support machinery. It is my wish that
these boneheads mind their own damn business, and pay attention instead
to the health, education and future of the millions of Americans who
aren't in a permanent coma.
Under no circumstances shall any politicians butt into this case .
I don't care how many fundamentalist votes they're trying to
scrounge for their run for the presidency in 2008, it is my wish that
they play politics with someone else's life and leave me alone to die
in peace.
I couldn't care less if a hundred right-wing christian zealots send e-mails to
hypocritical legislators in which they pretend to care about me. I don't know these
people, and I certainly haven't authorized them to preach and crusade
on my behalf. They should mind their own business, too.
If any of my family goes against my wishes and turns my case into a
political cause, I hereby promise to come back from the grave and make
his or her existence a living hell.
_______________________________________
____________________________________
Signature Witness
Sunday, April 10, 2005
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Remember when ex NFL kicker Cole Ford shot up Seigfreid & Roy's house, here's why
A former pro football player accused of shooting at the compound of Siegfried & Roy wanted to "warn the world" of the threat posed by the illusionists, according to a psychiatric report
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A former pro football player accused of shooting at the compound of Siegfried & Roy wanted to "warn the world" of the threat posed by the illusionists, according to a psychiatric report
Saturday, April 09, 2005
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Sunday, April 03, 2005
Most of my postings I do on here are links to other things. Every once in a blue moon I have some inspiration and write a quick story about something. I had totally forgotten about this story until after talking to my friend Steve who jogged my memory.
I have a friend whose last name is Shover. He has three brothers and all of those fuckers are not right in the head. Anyways this story is about Chris who is the oldest one. Chris graduated from WVU two years before I should have. He got a degree in fisheries or some bullshit like that. Anyways Chris went to Africa with the Peace Corps. About three months after he left there was a knock on my door and sure enough there is Chris, he said he got bored and couldn't handle Africa so he hitchhike for awhile, until he got to the airport. That is not the story, this is just a taste of what he is like.
After he came back he worked a couple of different jobs. After saving up he was able to buy a house then. Finally he hooked on as a private eye and was making good money. he had some neat night vision equipment to film insurance scammers, cheating wives/husbands etc. Anyways one night Chris awakes to hear some banging going on in his house. I forgot to mention that he also carried a gun on him. Chris confronts a burglar in the house. Chris has got a gun and the burglar has no weapon. Chris then proceeds to march the burglar down the street about 15 blocks to the police station at 3:15 AM with a gun in this guys back.
The guy was just plain nuts. I always wanted to write a show about him and his brother who was studying to be a priest, such freaking opposites, such good TV that would have been.
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I have a friend whose last name is Shover. He has three brothers and all of those fuckers are not right in the head. Anyways this story is about Chris who is the oldest one. Chris graduated from WVU two years before I should have. He got a degree in fisheries or some bullshit like that. Anyways Chris went to Africa with the Peace Corps. About three months after he left there was a knock on my door and sure enough there is Chris, he said he got bored and couldn't handle Africa so he hitchhike for awhile, until he got to the airport. That is not the story, this is just a taste of what he is like.
After he came back he worked a couple of different jobs. After saving up he was able to buy a house then. Finally he hooked on as a private eye and was making good money. he had some neat night vision equipment to film insurance scammers, cheating wives/husbands etc. Anyways one night Chris awakes to hear some banging going on in his house. I forgot to mention that he also carried a gun on him. Chris confronts a burglar in the house. Chris has got a gun and the burglar has no weapon. Chris then proceeds to march the burglar down the street about 15 blocks to the police station at 3:15 AM with a gun in this guys back.
The guy was just plain nuts. I always wanted to write a show about him and his brother who was studying to be a priest, such freaking opposites, such good TV that would have been.
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