THORNTON MELON

This has to be the best butt sex story I have ever read, you will laugh your ass off

Stripper pole party

Residential adviser Amber Davis said the party degraded women. She must be a sea donkey

If this guy had been healthy against UCF he would be in the hunt for the Heisman. Maybe he still has a shot, we shall see.

Vote KJ

Let's make some moonshine

Angry with a bad milkshake from McDonald's try this

Bad milkshake

Time for a joke



A lady walked into a Lexus dealership to browse, and spotted the most
beautiful,
perfect "loaded" Lexus and walked over to inspect it closer. As she
bent
forward
to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected little burst of
flatulence escaped her.
Very embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if anyone had
noticed.

Sure enough, there standing behind her was a salesman. With a
pleasant
smile he
greeted her, "Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?"
Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though
nothing had happened, she smiled back and asked, "Sir, what is the
price of this lovely vehicle?"
Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say
that if you farted just touching it, you are gonna shit when you hear the price

A KGB Hoax?

JFK conspiracy info

There has got to be a better way to kill yourself than by cobra

For those who have never seen a hurricane in action before you must check this out

Naked chicks with body art decide. That means boobies

Bush or Kerry

Oprah's not so free car giveaway

I've got a few of these down already

Anyone up for some fire hackey sack?

My new cd player has finally arrived

a reason to drink everyday, for the alcoholic in everyone

This chick is tough, she rips out her own tooth, HOLY SHIT

this is funny, just let it play

for all you wussy free style skaters try this

EXTREME Free style walking

kickedindanuts

Another anti Farenheit 911

Celsius 41.11

I think he may be a drunk, nice eyebrow

Aren't you suppose to be in the casket?

No more displaying nude paintings

Damn you politically correct fuckers. I hope you all rot in hell

Damn political correctness

Truth or Dare is not hazing.

The janitor sells weed

For all you people who need some file sharing try this website, it uses the bit torrent format.

Suprnova

Need to confess something, do it here

Confessions

They should have one of these on every street corner

If I am ever elected for office this will be my campaign slogan.

I was at the West Virginia-Maryland game on Saturday. Saw my EERS squeak out a OT victory. Hey a wins a win I'll take it. We finally got that 400 pound gorilla "The Fridge" off of our backs. Hopefully there will be no let down game and we continue on undefeated. Now on with the links.

I need some help here. I had the mp3 for country roads by John Denver at one time and now it is gone. I need someone to locate it or email it to me at either mountaineer982002@yahoo.com or ratsafari@gmail.com . I must have it so I can listen to it on the way to the game tomorrow.

This link was up on entensity. This is just operators passing along IP-relay messages. Some of the shit they have to read is funny as hell.

Phone service for IP relay calls

The shark is a cherry picker

Land Daffy the Duck

Just hit the target with the duck

Think you know your older video game sounds? I got 12 out of 18

Video game sounds

Anyone else remember Saved By the Bell? Here's a little game that was over on Kontraband that has those characters in it.

See Screech like never beforeext

This guy will never be able to have kids

Link up on Entensity

Psycho posted this and I thought it was pretty funny.

What if Jesus were running against George Bush.

Now I can finally buy that UZI I always wanted legally

No posts this weekend, I'm going away. Go visit the links I have on the right, especially the ones with pictures. Prediction time:

WVU 42
UCF 17


Have a good weekend everyone and I'll put up some stuff on Monday and for the love of God someone leave some comments

UPDATE:

Link does not work anymore, so here was the text from the obit.

Russell is survived by his son Matthew and his wife Carrie. Russell met a tragic end when he fell from his two story roof while masturbating in a lawnchair. Flowers can be sent to the address below

If there ever was a funny obituary, this is definitely it.

Link was up on entensity, check them out, there link is on the right

Just arrest this bastard now

You got change for a $200

Apparently this guy is not the sharpest knife in the drawer

Question: Who the fuck brings a kid to something like this?
Question: How come no one ever brought me to something like this when I was younger

strippers

Frankenblog

Sent me this link. I don't know what exactly to think of this. I guess some people never grow old or out of this

Adult babies

I wish I had an explanation for this

I am not much of a tennis fan but I saw the highlights of the Serena Williams-Jennifer Capriati match and Serena got the shaft. I alos still think Jennifer is hot

Serena was robbed

Who's robbing banks now, the Amish? Are they also using a horse and buggy as part of their getaway?

Pitch Fork robbery

Try and set the new high score

Space Invaders

Steve,

Dr. McLeod would be creaming in his shorts over this. Dr. McLeod was the best teacher I ever had at WVU

Viking Burial site found

These would have come in handy in college

Best bartender tricks

Just got back from watching my Mounatineers kick East Carolina's ass. UCF is next upthis weekend in Orlando.

Now for the links.

Find out your worth in Jail

A ninja pays half the rent

Funny short movie

Maybe he thought she was real

Carry the stones across

Damn turtles, you'll see. link over on WTF