THORNTON MELON

Time for a joke



A lady walked into a Lexus dealership to browse, and spotted the most
beautiful,
perfect "loaded" Lexus and walked over to inspect it closer. As she
bent
forward
to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected little burst of
flatulence escaped her.
Very embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if anyone had
noticed.

Sure enough, there standing behind her was a salesman. With a
pleasant
smile he
greeted her, "Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?"
Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though
nothing had happened, she smiled back and asked, "Sir, what is the
price of this lovely vehicle?"
Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say
that if you farted just touching it, you are gonna shit when you hear the price