THORNTON MELON

UPDATE:

Link does not work anymore, so here was the text from the obit.

Russell is survived by his son Matthew and his wife Carrie. Russell met a tragic end when he fell from his two story roof while masturbating in a lawnchair. Flowers can be sent to the address below

If there ever was a funny obituary, this is definitely it.

Link was up on entensity, check them out, there link is on the right