Funny story I haven't told in a long time
One day while up at my brothers house, we were having a cookout. We were making clams and my Dad's girlfriend says to me that the clams were good, what kind are they. I proceed to tell her and then she says to me no joking "what is the difference between these and bearded clams?" I about pissed my pants and it was incredibly difficult not to laugh right in her face. My father being tyhe good guy that he is took her aside and kindly explained the difference.