THORNTON MELON

Anyone else excited for the Olympics to start? Yeah me either. The best sporting thing on TV right now is the X games. Holy shit, last night was freaking awesome. Jeremy McGrath jumped over 33'6" in what was pretty much a motobike high jump competition. I never watched this stuff before, but it was FREAKING AWESOME BABY. Who gives a flying fuck about watching runners who are so pumped up on drugs they have crazy records. I rather watch these guys who admit to smoking pot. Hell they ought to have an all drug Olympics like in that old SNL skit where the guy rips off both of his arms doing weightlifting. Who wants to watch the basketball team play? Larry Brown needs to further whip their asses into shape. I heard something on Sports radio the other day and it sounded like a good ides. Take the defending NBA chanpion and let them be our Olympic team, so this year it would be the Pistons. Sounds good eh.

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