THORNTON MELON

I have never been one to watch the show Survivor, but last night the boy was sleeping in our room and my wife was taping the show for her mother, so it was either watch that or nothing. I saw a lot of the last season of Survivor due to two characters, the white/blonde hair dude John & fat loveable Rupert. John was a total dick on the show, the kind of guy you love to hate. Rupert was just the opposite, big & fat like a teddy bear.

So last night it get down to four people, with fat loveble Rupert being one of them. The guy looks like he has been following the Dead around for his entire life. Like my brother said to me "it looks like Rupert has been stealing his stash of drugs and booze" since he is a drug & alcohol counselor. But anyways my man had a chance to win big bucks last night but some women screwed him over. Poor bastard, you just want this guy to win some cash, so MArk Burnett the genius cooks up this thing where America gets to vote on who will win $1,000,000.00. Fucking Rupert should win this thing in a landslide.

Vote here

You fuckers better vote for this fat loveable man or you will all go to HELL.