THORNTON MELON

WHO DOESN'T LIKE A HILLBILLY JOKE


Two Indians and a Tennessee Hillbilly were walking in the woods, all of
a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave.

Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he called into the cave and then he listened
very closely until he heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" He
tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.

The Hillbilly was puzzled and asked the other Indian what that was all
about. Was the other Indian crazy or what? "No," said the Indian.
"It is our custom during mating season when Indian men see a cave, they
holler 'Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening. If they get an answer back,
it means there is a girl in there waiting to mate."

Just then they saw another cave. the Indian ran up to the opening of
the cave, stopped, and hollered, Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" Immediately,
there was an answering "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" from deep inside the cave. He tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.

The Hillbilly wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then
he came upon a great big cave. As he looked in amazement at the size of
the huge opening, he was thinking, "Wow, man! Look at the size of this
cave! It is bigger than those the Indians found. There must be some really
big, fine women in this cave!" He stood in front of the opening and
hollered with all his might "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" He grinned and
closed his eyes in anticipation,and then he heard the answering call,
"WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO!" With a gleam in his eyes and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave, tearing off his clothes as
he ran.

The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read.....

NAKED HILLBILLY RUN OVER BY TRAIN