THORNTON MELON

My good friend Steve sent this link to me today. He has a blogger but all his shit got lost or stolen by aliens. I told that dirty rat bastard I was stealing his story and posting it on mine. I even stole the title of the email he sent to me, shows you how much creativity I have. That'll teach him.

"SO WHAT, SO LET'S DANCE" Rodney Dangerfield in caddyshack