Crap & More Crap
Friday, March 26, 2004
Joke time
Three Massachusetts surgeons were playing golf together and discussing
surgeries they had performed.
One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Mass. A concert
pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months
later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."
One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost both
arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he
won a gold medal in the Olympics decathlon."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years
ago a Millionaire who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on
into a train travelling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with
was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Now he's Running for president of the United
States."
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Three Massachusetts surgeons were playing golf together and discussing
surgeries they had performed.
One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Mass. A concert
pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months
later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."
One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost both
arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he
won a gold medal in the Olympics decathlon."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years
ago a Millionaire who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on
into a train travelling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with
was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Now he's Running for president of the United
States."
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