Crap & More Crap
Wednesday, March 31, 2004
And Since I just put up a Democrat joke time for a Republican. Equal time for the causes
A young woman was about to finish her first year of college.
Like so many others her age she considered herself to be a very liberal
Democrat and was for distribution of all wealth.
She felt deeply ashamed that her father was a rather staunch
Republican which she expressed openly.
One day she was challenging her father on his beliefs and his
opposition to higher taxes on the rich and more welfare programs. In the
middle of her heart-felt diatribe based upon the lectures she had from her
far left professors at her school, he stopped her and asked her point
blank how she was doing in school.
She answered rather haughtily that she had a 4.0 GPA and let
him know that it was tough to maintain. That she had to study all the
time, never had time to go out and party like other people she knew She didn't even have time for a boyfriend and didn't really have many college friends because of spending all her time studying and that she was taking a more difficult curriculum.
Her father listened and then asked, "How is your friend
Mary."
She replied, "Mary is barely getting by". She continued, "all she has is barely a 2.0 GPA and all she takes are easy classes; she never studies." To explain
further she continued emotionally, "But Mary is so very popular on
campus- college for her is a blast. She goes to all the parties all the time
and very often doesn't even show up for classes because she is too hung
over."
Her father then asked his daughter, "Why don't you go to the
Dean's office
and ask him to deduct a 1.0 off your 4.0 GPA and give it to
your friend who
only has a 2.0." He continued, "That way you will both have a 3.0
GPA, and certainly that would be a fair and equal distribution of
GPA."
The daughter, visibly shocked by the father's suggestion,
angrily fired
back, "That wouldn't be fair! I worked really hard for mine.I did
without and Mary has done little or nothing. She played while I
worked real hard!"
The father slowly smiled and said, "Welcome to the Republican Party."
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A young woman was about to finish her first year of college.
Like so many others her age she considered herself to be a very liberal
Democrat and was for distribution of all wealth.
She felt deeply ashamed that her father was a rather staunch
Republican which she expressed openly.
One day she was challenging her father on his beliefs and his
opposition to higher taxes on the rich and more welfare programs. In the
middle of her heart-felt diatribe based upon the lectures she had from her
far left professors at her school, he stopped her and asked her point
blank how she was doing in school.
She answered rather haughtily that she had a 4.0 GPA and let
him know that it was tough to maintain. That she had to study all the
time, never had time to go out and party like other people she knew She didn't even have time for a boyfriend and didn't really have many college friends because of spending all her time studying and that she was taking a more difficult curriculum.
Her father listened and then asked, "How is your friend
Mary."
She replied, "Mary is barely getting by". She continued, "all she has is barely a 2.0 GPA and all she takes are easy classes; she never studies." To explain
further she continued emotionally, "But Mary is so very popular on
campus- college for her is a blast. She goes to all the parties all the time
and very often doesn't even show up for classes because she is too hung
over."
Her father then asked his daughter, "Why don't you go to the
Dean's office
and ask him to deduct a 1.0 off your 4.0 GPA and give it to
your friend who
only has a 2.0." He continued, "That way you will both have a 3.0
GPA, and certainly that would be a fair and equal distribution of
GPA."
The daughter, visibly shocked by the father's suggestion,
angrily fired
back, "That wouldn't be fair! I worked really hard for mine.I did
without and Mary has done little or nothing. She played while I
worked real hard!"
The father slowly smiled and said, "Welcome to the Republican Party."
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