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Friday, February 27, 2004
Jokes
Who the hell doesn't like a good joke. At one time on my old computer I was saving all the good email jokes I got so I could publish the internet joke book. If I see any of you fuckers publish the internet joke book I want half. Also my friend Steve wants half so that leaves the original person with jack shit. But between me and him refining our ideas, shows and inventions we will be rich someday. But enough rambling, here is the joke of the day for you. Enjoy or I will kick you in the sack. I would give credit again to someone, but for gods sakes who.
Quick Joke:
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general and all in the name of humor!" The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little shit on your knee."
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Who the hell doesn't like a good joke. At one time on my old computer I was saving all the good email jokes I got so I could publish the internet joke book. If I see any of you fuckers publish the internet joke book I want half. Also my friend Steve wants half so that leaves the original person with jack shit. But between me and him refining our ideas, shows and inventions we will be rich someday. But enough rambling, here is the joke of the day for you. Enjoy or I will kick you in the sack. I would give credit again to someone, but for gods sakes who.
Quick Joke:
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general and all in the name of humor!" The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little shit on your knee."
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