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Thursday, March 31, 2005| | |
Spongebong Hemppants 3: Crystal Meth
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Spongebong Hemppants 2: Another Hashbrick in the Wall Spongebong Hemppants 1 Monday, March 28, 2005| | | | | |Sunday, March 27, 2005
Funniest blog I have read in a long time. Most times I don't even take the time to read the damn things.
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stuck in rehab with pat o'brien Saturday, March 26, 2005| | | | |
Deuce from Blue & Gold News had this link posted. It is pretty cool, you don't have to register anything to read the online newspapers.
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Bug Me Not if you need to register use this email located here Friday, March 25, 2005
video of the mayhem in Morgantown after we beat Texas Tech
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Had to edit, the kid had gone over his bandwidth limit visit the guy's website to see someother WVU photos Wednesday, March 23, 2005
Scott Matthew claims his company, Super Fast Pizza, can go from phone call to front porch in half that time.
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How? His drivers take orders and cook pizzas while on the road in $60,000 mobile kitchens. Super Fast Pizza slashes delivery times
5 beers in ten seondsT Wonder if he is a WVU grad
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First perfect game in a televised match impressive dart thrower
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Lesbian Linux sexual positions nerd humor
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savetobysucks You have to see savetoby to understand this one
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Monday, March 21, 2005| |Sunday, March 20, 2005| | | |Saturday, March 19, 2005| | |Friday, March 18, 2005
Apparently the NFL has a list of words that can not be listed on the back of personalized jerseys. This whole thing started when a teacher who taught a NFL player with the last name Gay was denied her jersey. Hackers then went in and found the list of banned words. I can't believe I can't have my personalized NFL jersey say ASS PUPPIES. BASTARDS
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GAY" Now Allowed on NFL Jerseys 420 666 2 ON 1 3RD EYE 3RD LEG 3RDEYE 3RDLEG 3SOME 4 TWENTY 4TWENTY 60 NINE 60NINE A.S.S. ANAL ANAL ANNIE ANAL SEX ANALANNIE ANALSEX ANUS ARSE ASS ASS BAGGER ASS BLASTER ASS CLOWN ASS COWBOY ASS FUCK ASS FUCKER ASS HOLE ASS HOLES ASS HORE ASS JOCKEY ASS KISS ASS KISSER ASS KLOWN ASS LICK ASS LICKER ASS LOVER ASS MAN ASS MONKEY ASS MUNCH ASS MUNCHER ASS PACKER ASS PIRATE ASS PUPPIES ASS RANGER ASS WHORE ASS WIPE ASSBAGGER ASSBLASTER ASSCLOWN ASSCOWBOY ASSFUCK ASSFUCKER ASSHOLE ASSHOLES ASSHORE ASSJOCKEY ASSKISS ASSKISSER ASSKLOWN ASSLICK ASSLICKER ASSLOVER ASSMAN ASSMONKEY ASSMUNCH ASSMUNCHER ASSPACKER ASSPIRATE ASSPUPPIES ASSRANGER ASSWHORE ASSWIPE ATHLETES FOOT ATHLETESFOOT AXING THE WEASEL B HARD BACK DOOR BACK DOOR MAN BACKDOOR BACKDOORMAN BACKSEAT BAD ASS BAD FUCK BADFUCK BALL LICKER BALL SACK BALLLICKER BALLS BALLSACK BANGING BARELY LEGAL BARELYLEGAL BARF BARF FACE BARFACE BARFFACE BASTARD BAZONGAS BAZOOMS BEASTALITY BEASTIALITY BEAT OFF BEAT YOUR MEAT BEATOFF BEAT-OFF BEATYOURMEAT BI BI SEXUAL BIATCH BIG ASS BIG BITCH BIG BITCH BIG BUTT BIGASS BIGBASTARD BIGBUTT BISEXUAL BI-SEXUAL BITCH BITCHES BITCHIN BITCHY BITE ME BITEME BLACK OUT BLACKOUT BLOW JOB BLOWJOB BM BONER BONG BOOBIES BOOBS BOODY BREAST BREAST JOB BREAST LOVER BREAST MAN BREASTJOB BREASTLOVER BREASTMAN BUDWEISER BULL CRAP BULL DIKE BULL DYKE BULL SHIT BULLCRAP BULLDIKE BULLDYKE BULLSHIT BUMBLE FUCK BUMBLEFUCK BUMFUCK BUNGHOLE BUTCH BABES BUTCH DIKE BUTCH DYKE BUTCHBABES BUTCHDIKE BUTCHDYKE BUTT BANG BUTT FUCK BUTT FUCKER BUTT FUCKERS BUTT HEAD BUTT MAN BUTT PLUG BUTT STAIN BUTTBANG BUTT-BANG BUTTFACE BUTTFUCK BUTT-FUCK BUTTFUCKER BUTT-FUCKER BUTTFUCKERS BUTT-FUCKERS BUTTHEAD BUTTMAN BUTTPIRATE BUTTPLUG BUTTSTAIN CAMEL TOE CAMELTOE CARPET MUNCHER CARPETMUNCHER CARRUTH CHERRY POPPER CHERRYPOPPER CHICK SLICK CHICKSLICK CLAM DIGGER CLAM DIVER CLAMDIGGER CLAMDIVER CLIT CLITORIS COCK COCK BLOCK COCK BLOCKER COCK COWBOY COCK FIGHT COCK KNOB COCK LICKER COCK LOVER COCK NOB COCK QUEEN COCK RIDER COCK SMITH COCK SUCKER COCK TAIL COCK TEASE COCKBLOCK COCKBLOCKER COCKCOWBOY COCKFIGHT COCKHEAD COCKKNOB COCKLICKER COCKLOVER COCKNOB COCKQUEEN COCKRIDER COCKS MAN COCKSMAN COCKSMITH COCKSUCER COCKSUCKER COCKTAIL COCKTEASE COCKY CONDOM COPULATE CORN HOLE CORNHOLE CRABS CRACK CRACK PIPE CRACK WHORE CRACKPIPE CRACKWHORE CRACK-WHORE CRAP CRAPPY CREAMY CROTCH CROTCH JOCKEY CROTCH MONKEY CROTCH ROT CROTCHJOCKEY CROTCHMONKEY CROTCHROT CUM CUM BUBBLE CUM FEST CUM JOCKEY CUM QUAT CUM QUEEN CUM SHOT CUMBUBBLE CUMFEST CUMJOCKEY CUMM CUMMING CUMQUAT CUMQUEEN CUMSHOT CUNNILINGUS CUNT CUNT FUCK CUNT FUCKER CUNT LICKER CUNTFUCK CUNTFUCKER CUNTLICKER CYBER SEX CYBER SLIMER CYBERSEX CYBERSLIMER DAHMER DAMN DAMN IT DAMNIT DATNIGGA DD DEAP THROAT DEAPER DEAPTHROAT DEEP THROAT DEEPER DEEPTHROAT DEFECATE DEPOSIT DEVIL DICK BRAIN DICK FART DICK FOR BRAINS DICK HEAD DICK LICK DICK LICKER DICK LIKCER DICK WAD DICK WEED DICKBRAIN DICKFORBRAINS DICKHEAD DICKLESS DICKLICK DICKLICKER DICKMAN DICKWAD DICKWEED DIKE DILDO DIP STICK DIPSTICK DIRTY HO DIX DIXIE DIKE DIXIE DYKE DIXIEDIKE DIXIEDYKE DO ME DOGGIE STYLE DOGGIESTYLE DOGGY STLYE DOGGYSTYLE DOME DONG DOPE DOUBLE D DOUBLED DRAG QUEEN DRAGQUEEN DRAGQWEEN DRE DRIP DICK DRIPDICK DRUNK DRUNKEN DUMB ASS DUMB BITCH DUMB FUCK DUMBASS DUMBBITCH DUMBFUCK EASY SLUT EASYSLUT EAT ME EAT PUSSY EATBALLS EATME EATPUSSY EJACULATE ERECTION EVL EXCREMENT F TOYOTA F.I.N.E. 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FACE FUCKER FACEFUCKER FAGGOT FAGOT FAIRY FANNY FUCKER FANNYFUCKER FART FAST FUCK FASTFUCK FAT ASS FAT FUCK FAT FUCKER FATASS FATFUCK FATFUCKER FATSO FELLATIO FEMME FINGER FOOD FINGER FUCK FINGER FUCKER FINGERFOOD FINGERFUCK FINGERFUCKER FIST FUCK FIST FUCKER FISTFUCK FISTFUCKER FISTING FLASHER FLATULENCE FLOGGIN THE DOLPHIN FONDLE FOOT FUCK FOOT FUCKER FOOT LICKER FOOTACTION FOOTFUCK FOOTFUCKER FOOTLICKER FOOTSTAR FORE SKIN FORESKIN FORNICATE FOUR 20 FOUR TWENTY FOUR20 FOURTWENTY FREAK FUCK FREAKFUCK FREAKY FUCKER FREAKYFUCKER FREE 4 ALL FREE FOR ALL FREE FUCK FREE4ALL FREEFORALL FREEFUCK FUCK FUCK BAG FUCK BUDDY FUCK FACE FUCK FEST FUCK FREAK FUCK FRIEND FUCK HEAD FUCK HER FUCK IT FUCK KNOB FUCK ME FUCK ME HARD FUCK MONKEY FUCK OFF FUCK PIG FUCK THEM FUCK WHORE FUCK YOU FUCKA FUCKABLE FUCKBAG FUCKBUDDY FUCKED FUCKED UP FUCKEDUP FUCKER FUCKERS FUCKFACE FUCKFEST FUCKFREAK FUCKFRIEND FUCKHEAD FUCKHER FUCKIN FUCKIN A FUCKIN NUTS FUCKIN RIGHT FUCKINA FUCKING FUCKING A FUCKING BITCH FUCKING NUTS FUCKINGBITCH FUCKINNUTS FUCKINRIGHT FUCKIT FUCKKNOB FUCKME FUCKMEHARD FUCKMONKEY FUCKOFF FUCKPIG FUCKWHORE FUCKYOU FUDGE PAKCERS FUN FUCK FUNFUCK FUUCK G UNIT GANG BANG GANG BANGER GANGBANG GANGBANGER GAY (editor's note: to be removed from the list) GAY ASS GAY MUTHA FUCKIN QUEER GAY PRIDE GAYMUTHAFUCKINWHORE GENITAL GET IT ON GETITON GIEHN GIVE HEAD GIVEHEAD GLAZED DONUT GLAZEDDONUT GO ME GO TO HELL GOD GOD DAMED MUTHA FUCKA GOD DAMIT GOD DAMN GOD DAMNED GOD MANIT GODDAMIT GODDAMN GODDAMNED GODDAMNES GODDAMNIT GODDAMNMUTHAFUCKER GONORREHEA GONZAGAS GOOK GOT JESUS GOT2HAVEIT GOTOHELL G-UNIT HAND JOB HANDJOB HARD ON HARDER HARDON HAREM HE HATE ME HEAD FUCK HEAD LIGHTS HEADFUCK HEADLIGHTS HEHATEME HELL HELL NO HELL YES HELLNO HELLYES HEN HOUSE HENHOUSE HERPES HERSHEY HI WAY HERSHEYHIGHWAY HERSHEYHIWAY HERSHY HIGH WAY HO HO MO HOBO HOLE HOLE STUFFER HOLESTUFFER HOMO HOMO BANGERS HOMO SEXUAL HOMOBANGERS HOMOSEXUAL HONKERS HONKEY HOOKER HOOKERS HOOTERS HORE HORNEY HORNY HORSESHIT HOSE JOB HOSEJOB HOSER HOSTAGE HOT DAMN HOT PUSSY HOT TO TROT HOT2TROT HOTDAMN HOTPUSSY HOTTOTROT HUSSY HUSTLER I LOVE BEER I LUV BEER ID TEN T ID10T IDIOT IDOIT IN THE ASS IN THE BUFF INGIN INSEST INTER COURSE INTER RACIAL INTERCOURSE INTERRACIAL INTHEASS INTHEBUFF JACK THE RIPPER JACKASS JACKOFF JACKTHERIPPER JAP JAP CRAP JAPCRAP JERK OFF JERKOFF JESUS CHIRST JESUSCHRIST JISM JIZ JIZ JUICE JIZIM JIZJUICE JIZZ JIZZIM JOINT JUGGALO JUGS K MART KILL KILLER KILLING KISS ASS KISSASS KKK KMART KNOCKERS KOON KOTEX KRAP KRAPPY KUM KUM BUBBLE KUM QUAT KUMBUBBLE KUMBULLBE KUMQUAT KUNT KY KY JELLY LACTATE LADY BOOG LAID LAP DANCE LAPDANCE LESBAIN LESBAYN LESBIAN LESBIN LESBO LEZ LEZ BE LEZ BE FRIENDS LEZBE LEZBEFRIENDS LEZBO LEZZ LEZZO LICK ME LICKER LICKME LIMP DICK LIMPDICK LIMY LIVE SEX LIVESEX LL LOADED GUN LOADEDGUN LOLITA LOOSER LOTION LOVE BONE LOVE GOO LOVE GUN LOVE JUICE LOVE MUSCLE LOVE PISTOL LOVE ROCKET LOVEBONE LOVEGOO LOVEGUN LOVEJUICE LOVEMUSCLE LOVEPISTOL LOVEROCKET LOW LIFE LOWLIFE LUBE JOB LUBEJOB LUCKY CAMEL TOE LUCKYCAMMELTOE MAGIC WAND MAGICWAND MAMS MAN HATER MAN PASTE MANHATER MANPASTE MARY JANE MARYJANE MASTABATE MASTABATER MASTER BLASTER MASTERBATE MASTERBLASTER MASTRABATOR MATTRESS PRINCESS MATTRESSPRINCESS MEAT BEATTER MEATBEATTER MOLEST MOLESTER MOLESTOR MONEY SHOT MONEYSHOT MOTHER FUCKER MOTHER LOVE BONE MOTHERFUCK MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERLOVEBONE MUFF MUFF DIVE MUFF DIVER MUFF LICKER MUFFDIVE MUFFDIVER MUFFIN DIVER MUFFINDIVER MUFFLIKCER MURDER MUTHA FUCKER NAKED NASTY BITCH NASTY HO NASTY SLUT NASTY WHORE NASTYBITCH NASTYHO NASTYSLUT NASTYWHORE NEON DEON NIG NIGER NIGGA NIGGER NIPPLE NIPPLE RING NIPPLERING NIT TIT NITTIT NO FUCKING WAY NO SEX NOFUCKINGWAY NOOKIE NOONER NUDE NUT FUCKER NUTFUCKER OICU812 ON THE RAG ONTHERAG ORGASM ORGY OU812 OUI P I M P PEARL NECKLACE PEARLNECKLACE PECKER PEE PEEP SHOW PEEPSHOW PEEPSHPW PENETRATION PENIS PENTHOUSE PERIOD PHQUE PIMP PIMP SIMP PIMPED PIMPER PIMPJUIC PIMPJUICE PIMPSIMP PISS PISS HEAD PISSED PISSER PISSHEAD PLAY BOY PLAY GIRL PLAYBOY PLAYGIRL POCKET POOL POCKETPOOL POLACK POON TANG POONTANG POOP POOPER POOR WHITE TRASH POORWHITETRASH POPIMP PORCH MONKEY PORCHMONKEY PORN PORN FLICK PORN KING PORN PRINCESS PORNFLICK PORNKING PORNO PORNPRINCESS POT PREMATURE PRICK PRICK HEAD PRICKHEAD PRIMETIME PROSTITUTE PUBIC PUBIC LICE PUBICLICE PUD PUD BOY PUDBOY PUDD PUDD BOY PUDDBOY PUN TANG PUNTANG PURINA PRINCESS PURINAPRICNESS PUSSY PUSSY CAT PUSSY EATER PUSSY FUCKER PUSSY LICKER PUSSY LIPS PUSSY LOVER PUSSY POUNDER PUSSYCAT PUSSYEATER PUSSYFUCKER PUSSYLICKER PUSSYLIPS PUSSYLOVER PUSSYPOUNDER PUTT PIRATE PWT QUEEF QUEER QUICKIE RAE CARRUTH RAPE RAPIST REAR END REAR ENTRY REAREND REARENTRY RECTUM RED LIGHT REDLIGHT REEFER RENT A FUCK RENTAFUCK RETARD RETARDED RIBBED RIM JOB RIMJOB ROACH ROBBER S AND M S&M SAMCKDADDY SANDM SATAN SCHLONG SCREW SCREW YOU SCREWYOU SCROTUM SEMEN SEX SEX FARM SEX HOUND SEX HOUSE SEX KITTEN SEX POT SEX SLAVE SEX TO GO SEX TOY SEX TOYS SEX WHORE SEXFARM SEXHOUND SEXHOUSE SEXKITTEN SEXPOT SEXSLAVE SEXTOGO SEXTOY SEXTOYS SEXUAL SEXWHORE SEXY SEXY BIATCH SEXY BITCH SEXY MOMA SEXY SLIM SEXYMOMA SEXY-SLIM SHAG SHAGGIN SHAGGING SHAWTYPIMP SHIT SHIT DICK SHIT EATER SHIT FACE SHIT FOR BRAINS SHIT FUCK SHIT FUCKER SHIT HAPPENS SHIT HEAD SHIT OUT OF LUCK SHIT STAIN SHIT4BRAINS SHITDICK SHITEATER SHITFACE SHITFORBRAINS SHITFUCK SHITFUCKER SHITHAPENS SHITHAPPENS SHITHEAD SHITOUTOFLUCK SHITS SHITSTAIN SHITTER SHITTING SHITTY SHORT FUCK SHORTFUCK SHOWTIME SIX SIX SIX SIXSIXSIX SIXTY 9 SIXTY NINE SIXTY9 SIXTYNINE SKANK SKANK BITCH SKANK FUCK SKANK WHORE SKANKBITCH SKANKFUCK SKANKWHORE SKANKY BITCH SKANKY WHORE SKANKYBITCH SKANKYWHORE SKIN FLUTE SKINFLUTE SKUM SKUM BAG SKUMBAG SLANT SLANT EYE SLANTEYE SLAVE SLAVE DRIVER SLAVEDRIVER SLEEZE BAG SLEEZE BALL SLEEZEBAG SLEEZEBALL SLIDE IT IN SLIDEITIN SLIME SLIME BALL SLIME BUCKET SLIMEBALL SLIMEBUCKET SLUT SLUT WEAR SLUT WHORE SLUTS SLUTT SLUTTING SLUTTY SLUTWEAR SLUTWHORE SMACK DADDY SMACK THE MONKEY SMACKTHEMONKEY SMAGMA SMART ASS SNATCH SNATCH PATCH SNATCHPATCH SNIPER SNOT SOB SODOMITE SODOMY SON OF A BITCH SONOFABITCH SONOFBITCH SPANK THE MONKEY SPANKTHEMONKEY SPERM SPERM BAG SPERM HEARDER SPERM HERDER SPERMACIDE SPERMBAG SPERMHEARDER SPERMHERDER SPIC SPICK SPIT SPITTER SPLIT TAIL SPLIT TIAL SPLITTAIL STAGG STRAP ON STRAPON STRINGER STRIP CLUB STRIPCLUB STROKE STROKING STUPID STUPID FUCK STUPID FUCKER STUPIDFUCK STUPIDFUCKER SUCK SUCK DICK SUCK ME SUCK MY ASS SUCK MY DICK SUCK MY TIT SUCK OFF SUCKDICK SUCKER SUCKME SUCKMYASS SUCKMYDICK SUCKMYTIT SUCKOFF SUICIDE SWALLOW SWALLOWER SWALOW SWEETNESS SWIGN DIXX SWING DIXX SWINGIN DIXX SWINGING DICKS SYPHILIS TAMPON TANG TESTICLE TESTICLES THIRD EYE THIRD LEG THIRDEYE THIRDLEG THREE SOME THREESOME TIT TIT BIT NIPPLY TIT FUCK TIT FUCKER TIT FUCKIN TIT JOB TIT LICKER TIT LOVER TITBITNIPPLY TITFUCK TITFUCKER TITFUCKIN TITJOB TITLICKER TITLOVER TITS TITTIES TITTY TOILET TOILET BOWL TONGETHRUSTER TONGUE TONGUE THRUSTER TONGUE TRAMP TONGUETHRUST TONGUETRAMP TOUNG THRUSTER TOUNGE BALLER TOUNGE THRUST TRAILER TRASH TRAILERTRASH TRAMP TRI SEXUAL TRIPLE X TRIPLEX TRISEXUAL TROJAN TROTS TUNNEL OF LOVE TUNNELOFLOVE TURD TWO BIT WHORE TWO ON ONE TWOBITWHORE UNFUCKABLE UP THE ASS UP THE BUTT UPSKIRT UPTHEASS UPTHEBUTT The ones we originally missed: URINATE URINE UTERUS VAGINA VAGINAL VD VIBRATER VIBRATOR VIRGIN VIRGIN BREAKER VIRGINBREAKER VULVA WAYSTED WEENIE WET SPOT WETSPOT WHACKER WHISKEY DICK WHISKEYDICK WHISKY DICK WHISKYDICK WHITE TRASH WHITETRASH WHORE WHORE FUCKER WHORE HOUSE WHOREFUCKER WHOREHOUSE WIGGER WILLIE WANKER WILLIEWANKER WUUTANG XXX YELLOW MAN YELLOWMAN Monday, March 14, 2005| | | | | | | | | |Sunday, March 13, 2005| |
Haven't heard this joke for awhile. Thanks to my 88 year old grandma for still sending me jokes
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A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice. After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE." Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of cappuccino, and began to cut yet another hole. Again from the heaven the voice bellowed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE." The blonde, now worried, moved away, clear down to the opposite end of the ice. She set up her stool once more and tried again to cut her hole. The voice came once more, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE." She stopped, looked skyward and said, "IS THAT YOU LORD?" The voice replied, "NO, THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE HOCKEY RINK. Friday, March 11, 2005Thursday, March 10, 2005
Imagine you have a buddy that you can do pretty much anything to even blowing him up with grenades or even throwing baseballs at him.
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Interactive Buddy Wednesday, March 09, 2005| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
What the fuck is with the rash of storied I have seen lately where female teachers are fucking & sucking their male students and foster parents are caging and starving kids.
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Police: 17-Year-Old Found Starved In Cage, Wearing Diaper Sunday, March 06, 2005| |
To make sure the pussy pops keep the taste of me on them until delivered, I carefully wrap them up afterwards, however, If you like I can also wrap them up in a pair of my used panties for you
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Seriously who needs these thngs? I just ordered a dozen Saturday, March 05, 2005| | | | | |
Cloudhopper...sweet A one man hot air balloon ride
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Wednesday, March 02, 2005| | | | |
Big Brother in Germany Boobies and apparently masturbation here NSFW
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Tuesday, March 01, 2005| | | | | | | | | | | | | |
Llama song You'll be singing for hours
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Damn you Janet Jackson
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See the shit storm you started by whipping your tit out. now they want fines on cable TV & radio |
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