Crap & More Crap
Sunday, January 30, 2005
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After nearly eight weeks in jail, Hector Omy Collazo pleaded with deputies one last time: Let me go. You have the wrong man. A criminal stole my identity.
identity theft sure does suck
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Legend has it the so-called Pearl of Allah was created as a symbol of peace 2,500 years ago in ancient China. To Victor Barbish, the 14-pound gem has been nothing but a big headache.
Giant pearl
Bin Laden tried to buy the pearl as a gift for Hussein
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Matthew Green starts his 2005 Ford Escape with a duplicate key he had made at Lowe's. Nothing unusual about that, except that the automobile industry has spent millions of dollars to keep him from being able to do it.
Cryptographers unlock
'thiefproof' car-key code
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'thiefproof' car-key code
How did this guy not make it to the next round of American Idol. Randy & Leroy are all about crunk
Leroy Wells
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Saturday, January 29, 2005
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How would a rabbit commit suicide, I'm glad you asked Bunny suicides
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Wednesday, January 19, 2005
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Last year in late October, an unbelievable qigong stunt caught the world's attention. Three men dragged a truck loaded with 100 passengers a meter across a Taipei parking lot. While towing a meter isn't very far (even with a 10-ton load) the size didn't matter as much as the method. They pulled it with their penises.
pecker pull
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Man, some people are just really dumb. how did this guy ever get to be a manager of anything
$2 bill
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Hockey violence is back in the news, but this time it's minor hockey parent-on-coach variety.
Bradley Desrocher, a 47-year-old Toronto man, has been charged after he allegedly reached over the glass and started choking the coach of his nine-year-old son's hockey team on Sunday
hockey Dad chokes 9 year olds coach
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Bradley Desrocher, a 47-year-old Toronto man, has been charged after he allegedly reached over the glass and started choking the coach of his nine-year-old son's hockey team on Sunday
Monday, January 17, 2005
KINGS THIS ONES FOR YOU
As some of you know I am a huge WVU fan. I post a lot on the Blue & Gold News website on the right hand side of my page. Well the nice thing is, is that you can have photos attached to your signature. I did that. I had this picture
attached to my signature. Not a huge deal, funny to some. Well the problem was, I was not the person hosting the picture, I was just piggybacking off someone else's dime. Well i guess some other people must have been doing it also because the next thing I know I have a picture similar to this 
popping up. Needless to say in the morning I have a private email from the owners of the site explaining to me very nicely they do not allow porn on their site. I scratch my head and say what the fuck is this dude talking about. i would never post porn on his site. I check a couple of my last posts, all deleted. Now I'm like what the fuck man, so I send him an email back asking if it is the Penn telling you to shut the fuck up that is considered porn. I await to hear from him and continue surfing the site. i come across one of my posts that hasn't been deleted. there in front of my face is this huge double dildo girl on girl action. BINGO, We found the porn. Needless to say I am going through 60 pages of posts with each page containing 20 or 25 threads, looking for my lesbians. I was embarassed and have and will continue to apologize for my error. Again, Staff at the B&G News I am sorry and thanks for having an understanding and good attitude about my fuck up.
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As some of you know I am a huge WVU fan. I post a lot on the Blue & Gold News website on the right hand side of my page. Well the nice thing is, is that you can have photos attached to your signature. I did that. I had this picture
attached to my signature. Not a huge deal, funny to some. Well the problem was, I was not the person hosting the picture, I was just piggybacking off someone else's dime. Well i guess some other people must have been doing it also because the next thing I know I have a picture similar to this popping up. Needless to say in the morning I have a private email from the owners of the site explaining to me very nicely they do not allow porn on their site. I scratch my head and say what the fuck is this dude talking about. i would never post porn on his site. I check a couple of my last posts, all deleted. Now I'm like what the fuck man, so I send him an email back asking if it is the Penn telling you to shut the fuck up that is considered porn. I await to hear from him and continue surfing the site. i come across one of my posts that hasn't been deleted. there in front of my face is this huge double dildo girl on girl action. BINGO, We found the porn. Needless to say I am going through 60 pages of posts with each page containing 20 or 25 threads, looking for my lesbians. I was embarassed and have and will continue to apologize for my error. Again, Staff at the B&G News I am sorry and thanks for having an understanding and good attitude about my fuck up.
Friday, January 14, 2005
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VERY FUNNY ADVERTISING
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Wednesday, January 12, 2005
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I'd like to thank everyone who has been stopping by here, whether on purpose or by accident. I have a warped sense of humor, so some people might not find everything funny, but to them I say screw you this is my site so laugh damnit.
I would also like to give a warm welcome to all the college football fans who have visited here, especially the ones from USC & OSU
OSU
USC
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I would also like to give a warm welcome to all the college football fans who have visited here, especially the ones from USC & OSU
The Allied Invasion. The Trojan Horse. The Divine Plan. The following strategy puts them all to shame because it defines how to finally defeat the great beast of society: women.
here's how to win the argument
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Ba ha ha ha ha ha ha
Deuce Bigalow style
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Deuce Bigalow style
Saturday, January 08, 2005
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Hope everyone had a nice New Years Eve. It was pretty decent for me, although I can tell I'm getting old since I fell asleep with my wife & son before midnight.
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