THORNTON MELON

2006-07-19T19:34:00.000-04:00

This lady is fuckin nuts. it is a little long
crazy telemarketer

2006-04-01T08:13:00.000-05:00

The Alphabet of Manliness

2006-03-27T06:26:00.000-05:00

The internet is for porn song funny as hell, thanks matt

2006-02-02T07:16:00.000-05:00

2005-12-29T20:12:00.000-05:00

the ultimate showdown

2005-11-01T21:43:00.000-05:00

Hopefully I get the bugs worked out of this blog, until that time check out where I will be doing updates at Thornton Melon part 2: electric boogaloo

2005-10-31T10:01:00.000-05:00

OK, so this morning someone told me I went to your blog and got a porn popup. I was like what the heck are you talking about. Thank you Firefox for the popup blocking. I turned it off and sure enough there was a porn ad. I will be playing around with this site trying to find what the heck is causing this. Please bear with me.

Also please post me some comments if you are still getting the error

Thank you,

Thornton Melon Management

2005-10-30T18:47:00.000-05:00

Duuh

check out the Janet Jackson video, also check out the Jenny Mcarthy video in the archive

2005-10-30T09:18:00.000-05:00

reporter gets high as a kite on air

2005-10-29T21:47:00.000-04:00

Quagmire

2005-10-29T15:43:00.000-04:00

roker down

2005-10-29T15:12:00.000-04:00

this girl doesn't fight fair

2005-10-29T15:02:00.000-04:00

My Cheating Wife or EX Wife Pictures

buy them on EBAY

2005-10-29T14:53:00.000-04:00

college bowl eligibility chart

2005-10-28T20:36:00.000-04:00

blog worth reading

2005-10-28T18:16:00.000-04:00

Student Has Trouble Studying After Dad Wins Powerball

his parents need to kick the shit out of their kid right now

2005-10-28T18:13:00.000-04:00

Naked man orders coffee while masturbating

show of hands, how many other people have done this?

2005-10-28T17:56:00.000-04:00

Stern to kill FM radio?

2005-10-28T17:30:00.000-04:00

cool game

2005-10-25T21:22:00.000-04:00

motorcycle jumping game

2005-10-25T21:21:00.000-04:00

quagmire

2005-10-25T21:14:00.000-04:00

random Chuck Noris facts

2005-10-24T21:37:00.000-04:00

Master of the 'teardown', Eric Pratt from iSuppli Corp. specializes in stripping down gadgets and finding out how much they're really worth. Eric brought three of our favorite gadgets to dissect: the Mac mini, the iPod Nano and the Game Boy Micro

2005-10-24T21:36:00.000-04:00

Tucker Max

some very funny stories

2005-10-24T20:36:00.000-04:00

Quagmire soundboard

someone was searching for this the other day

2005-10-24T20:09:00.000-04:00

I found the perfect Christmas gift for KOTG

2005-10-24T20:02:00.000-04:00

I'm moving to Japan if this happens all the time

2005-10-24T20:01:00.000-04:00

Is that Yao Ming singing BSB music?

2005-10-23T18:06:00.000-04:00

Play Like Your Couch is on Fire

Buy me a t-shirt

2005-10-23T16:29:00.000-04:00

for baseball nerds

2005-10-23T16:23:00.000-04:00

Do you still get chills when you think back to the championship years of your past? Can you still remember every play like it was yesterday? Does the image of cutting down the nets or tearing down the goal posts still linger as some of the happiest moments of your life?

If you are like us, the answer to all of these questions is YES!! If you are also like us, you wore those championship T-shirts out so much that they are now faded, ripped , or even lost forever. We , here at Champions Again, believe that these incredible moments should never be lost, so we are bringing back the pride.

2005-10-23T16:12:00.000-04:00

WingBowl, what a tradition

2005-10-23T16:08:00.000-04:00

Philly Pirate Rock

2005-10-23T16:01:00.000-04:00

Last All-Male Military College to Admit Women

I'm sure someone is pissed off about this somewhere

2005-10-23T11:34:00.000-04:00

Visit Devil Ducky

2005-10-23T11:33:00.000-04:00

The Smurfette Show

2005-10-23T11:31:00.000-04:00

Reno 911: Lt. Daigle's Bike

2005-10-23T11:23:00.000-04:00

Jingleheimer Junction: UCKF Fest

2005-10-23T11:14:00.000-04:00

check out this amusement park in Denmark

2005-10-23T11:12:00.000-04:00

waterbed practical joke

2005-10-23T11:02:00.000-04:00

2005-10-23T07:19:00.000-04:00

America's Greatest Fan

Here's the chance to see our own Big Cat

2005-10-23T07:12:00.000-04:00

The Hot sex life of a Texas Soccer Mom and her Truck Driving stud.

2005-10-23T07:04:00.000-04:00

apparently they enjoy fucking for the cameras

2005-10-23T06:49:00.000-04:00

HNT

2005-10-23T06:47:00.000-04:00

Ang's Weird Ideas

some good stuff over there

2005-10-23T06:44:00.000-04:00

My blog is worth $0.00.
How much is your blog worth?

apparently I suck

2005-10-22T20:57:00.000-04:00

Research Day: How Are Porn Movies Legal?

A friend of mine works in law enforcement. The other day she and I were discussing the recent election, and I mentioned that I voted for a libertarian for the second time ever. (The last time I voted for a libertarian was in 2000, and it was for the same person for the same position. Jocelyn Langlois says that, if elected as Lt. Governor of Washington, she would do one and only one thing: lobby our legislature to abolish the office of Lt. Governor and save the state $40K a year.) From here we segued into a discussion of libertarianism in general and I mentioned that I thought all acts between consenting adults should be legal, including prostitution. "I mean, porn movies are legal," I said, "and that's practically the same thing"

2005-10-22T20:39:00.000-04:00

Drunk worker awarded $10K compensation

A SACKED insurance broker who repeatedly came to work drunk - and even urinated in a wastepaper bin - has been awarded $10,000 compensation after claiming discrimination against his attention deficit disorder.

2005-10-22T20:33:00.001-04:00

MTV reports Van Halen ready for CBS

If CBS brings back its successful Rock Star: INXS for a second season, rumor has it the next band in line is California's Van Halen

I guess anyone would be better than that dude from Extreme

2005-10-22T20:33:00.000-04:00

It was a nice cake

2005-10-22T20:30:00.000-04:00

DKNY Men's Leather Pants I Unfortunately Own

check out this Ebay auction

2005-10-22T16:31:00.000-04:00

Scare Tactics - Porn Dorm Massacre!

2005-10-22T16:19:00.000-04:00

Stewart vs. O'Reilly

2005-10-22T16:07:00.000-04:00

Dave Chappelles Slow Motion

2005-10-22T16:06:00.000-04:00

The whopping $500 million Sirius Satellite Radio is paying Howard Stern to join the No. 2 celestial radio service might be starting to pay off.

2005-10-22T16:04:00.000-04:00

Dangerous contamination found in water on US planes

2005-10-22T15:47:00.000-04:00

Amex Sues CEO Over $241,000 Topless Bill

what a night that must have been

2005-10-22T15:44:00.000-04:00

Officials seize sex offender's baby

Child welfare authorities seized a newborn from a hospital Friday and placed the baby in a foster home because his father is a convicted sex offender.

A judge granted the mother supervised visitation rights but prohibited visits from the father.

2005-10-21T21:00:00.000-04:00

All the best lines from your favourite pervert Quagmire

2005-10-21T20:46:00.000-04:00

now for the NSFW portion of the blog

strippers

webcam chick

Hot lesbos getting naked

Naked photoshoot goes wrong

!!WARNING!! This section contains content not suitable for children. Adults the age of 18 or older are permitted ONLY! If you enter this section and you're under 18, a phone call to your parents will be made right away letting them know what your looking at!

Lockhart takes it off

2005-10-21T20:45:00.000-04:00

she's like Harry Potter with a vagina

2005-10-21T20:41:00.000-04:00

Psycho Bitch Drunk Dials A Personal Ad

2005-10-21T20:31:00.000-04:00

Michael Moore interviews the thundercats and other 80's cartoon characters to find out what theyre doing now.

2005-10-21T20:23:00.000-04:00

Hannah's 3 sum hotel fun

2005-10-21T20:21:00.000-04:00

Scare Tactics - Shave and a Headcut!

2005-10-21T19:44:00.000-04:00

Steve-O Almost Eaten by a Lion

2005-10-21T19:42:00.000-04:00

Full House bloopers

2005-10-21T19:17:00.000-04:00

addictive game

2005-10-21T19:16:00.000-04:00

The Head In A Jar is my all-time favorite prop and is 100% original! I came up with the idea by accident when I was looking for some rubber spiders to use in the jar. Wouldn't it be cool to put a head in one?

2005-10-21T19:06:00.000-04:00

in case you get bored at work, jump you panda

2005-10-21T19:03:00.000-04:00

buttery Star Wars creations

2005-10-21T19:02:00.000-04:00

slap a ho down

2005-10-20T08:19:00.000-04:00

A couple attending an art exhibition at the National Gallery were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused. The painting depicted three very black and totally naked men sitting on a park bench. Two of the figures had black penises, but the one in the middle had a pink penis.

The curator of the gallery realized that they were having trouble interpreting the painting and offered his assessment. He went on for nearly half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of African-Americans in a predominately white, patriarchal society. "In fact," he pointed out, "some serious critics believe that the pink penis also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression experienced by gay men in contemporary society."

After the curator left, a young man in a West Virginia T-shirtApproached the couple and said, "Would you like to know what the painting is Really about?"

"Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of the gallery?" asked the couple.
"Because I'm the guy who painted it," he replied. "In fact, there are no African-Americans depicted at all. They're just three West Virginia coal-miners, and the guy in the middle went home for lunch.

2005-10-19T21:48:00.000-04:00

DA BEARS

2005-10-19T20:19:00.000-04:00

Meg Ryan orgasm

2005-10-19T20:05:00.000-04:00

How to Crash Satan's Birthday Party and Ruin Halloween

2005-10-19T20:03:00.000-04:00

cops arresting cops

2005-10-19T20:02:00.000-04:00

Family Guy Drinking Binge

2005-10-19T19:45:00.000-04:00

nice try you little shit